Eric Northman 16522 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 I debated just throwing this into the Randomness thread but I think it raises enough important points for a discussion. uses food to demonstrate the difference between porn videos and real life in less than 2 minutes. Pretty well done. I know a lot of new guys are a little insecure when they're starting out so it might be helpful for them to know that many of the experienced ladies on this board won't find this video surprising. So don't get stressed out...go see someone. They're probably way more understanding than you might imagine. 15 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsaMassage 54318 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 Very interesing and realistic :) Thanks for sharing! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashley Ann 75247 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 Great Video :) Very realistic ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 Thanks, Eric. This is amusing and good for Newbies that might waylay some of those fears/jitters the first time. In my experience I've realized that porn videos are essentially the "how to guide" for BAD sex. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bond454 238 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 Great video although now I cant watch porn without laughing. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Northman 16522 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 Great video although now I cant watch porn without laughing. I loved some of the visuals. I thought the celery stalks 'scissoring' when they were talking about girl on girl action was pretty subtle. And the banana with nutella...ewwww. :-D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ***nno**n*** Report post Posted July 30, 2013 That video looks to be spot on. Now to eat breakfast around people without laughing at their grapefruit to see if it will squirt! Thanks for sharing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 That was awesome!! I like the statistics in....I am in the 6% I suppose hahah. very real and bang on parallel comparison! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midnite-Energies 110563 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 Everything also lasts longer in porn because of all the breaks in action. I'd much prefer to ride the wave and enjoy the moment and have a shorter duration then gangbusters and be interrupted while trying to maintain energy and enthusiasm. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bcguy42 38594 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 Wonderful catch this! As noted, anyone just venturing into the world of sexual activity who might wonder how they are going to live up to all they've seen since they were 14 would do well to see this. All in all, very funny but I have to confess to flinching when they "right-sized" the cucumber. Nicely done... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted July 30, 2013 I'm just glad they chose not to use baby carrots for the penises.....wait, what?...No.....I'm not talking about me....I...umm.......meant maybe for some of the other guys. Mine isn't....er.....so how about this weather? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M****ella's C****s (retire Report post Posted July 30, 2013 Ahahaha Thank you for sharing this!! So many time's I have wondered if people knew the difference between porn vs real life sex!! It was funny and educational ^_^ Totally made my day! But on a side note, I think that when we are in the moment, in the throws of passion. Not worrying about what we look like, or if we are doing a good job, but just enjoying ourselves and enjoying the experience with the other person we are with and letting go...I think that is when the porn start in all of us comes out ;) So let your inner porn star out and enjoy your sexy time!! ^_^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McGuinessDraft 2240 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 Great video, gets the message across in a clever way. Curbs the expectations for both men and women which is nice to see. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aristotle 110 Report post Posted July 30, 2013 Very interesting thanks! I don't feel so bad that I sometimes only last 10 mins! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tallguy007 4172 Report post Posted July 31, 2013 And here I was worrying that I needed way too much time to get it up -- seems like I'm just average after all... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CharlotteQ 625 Report post Posted August 1, 2013 What a great video! Definatly got a few giggles out of me....until the banana scene..then my face contorted abit lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest webothscore Report post Posted August 2, 2013 Well, I can't say I am opposed to some of the different sexy positions I have seen over the past years, but yes, porn is different, but can be similar depending on my mood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piano8950 32577 Report post Posted August 2, 2013 Okay, I'll say it. Lasting 4 minutes is much more satisfying now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Regent 35404 Report post Posted August 2, 2013 https://medium.com/boinkology-101/98e69aae5ea2 You all might find this article interesting, discussing the false dichotomy that the "porn sex vs real sex" framing creates. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missclassysexslave 419 Report post Posted August 12, 2013 Wow..that's an interesting way to demonstrate THAT lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Miss Jane TG Report post Posted August 17, 2013 Fluffers and Drugs! And, of course, tremendous editing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
