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The Concept of YMMV as it relates to Massage Parlors

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I don't even know where to begin here. Firstly, although the colour code is a good idea, it does kind of advertise to LE that something not quite legal is going on. And once it is common knowledge then you may as well list what happens in plain language. That is where I think the logic is not quite right.

 

On the other hand, with the YMMV in any massage place, it is probably something the MAs do not want you talking about. In fact you probably shouldn't be talking about it regarding any SP (escort or massage). Also if it is a "bending" of the rules in their place of work it could result in them getting fired, or disciplined.

 

That is my two cents. YMMV is like the female orgasm.. it is a mystery you have to explore. LOL

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I don't even know where to begin here. Firstly, although the colour code is a good idea, it does kind of advertise to LE that something not quite legal is going on. And once it is common knowledge then you may as well list what happens in plain language. That is where I think the logic is not quite right.

 

On the other hand, with the YMMV in any massage place, it is probably something the MAs do not want you talking about. In fact you probably shouldn't be talking about it regarding any SP (escort or massage). Also if it is a "bending" of the rules in their place of work it could result in them getting fired, or disciplined.

 

That is my two cents. YMMV is like the female orgasm.. it is a mystery you have to explore. LOL

 

Yeah, I do see your point but, on the other hand, extras and mileage are discussed openly and often in very explicit terms on these boards and everyone knows what's going on in any particular place! LE surely knows what's going on in these places too but as long as they don't create any public nuisance then they appear to be tolerated. That's the way it should be. It will be interesting to see if the Mod deletes my post .... lol!

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this is the most ridiculous thread ever. whether its mp, sp, sc, a woman always has the right of ymmv. She should be able to say no to anything at any time for any reason without having to explain it to you.

 

I can't believe that someone even posted this and I really can't believe that the women on here haven't gone ballistic.

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this is the most ridiculous thread ever. whether its mp, sp, sc, a woman always has the right of ymmv. She should be able to say no to anything at any time for any reason without having to explain it to you.

 

I can't believe that someone even posted this and I really can't believe that the women on here haven't gone ballistic.

 

Yeah, you're right, this is too controversial a matter and I didn't ponder the implications in sufficient detail. I've accordingly deleted my post. Better safe than sorry. Thank you both for your valued inputs.

 

Notwithstanding my above comments, I think you may possibly have missed the point I was trying to make in my original post. I was not talking about the traditional concept of YMMV as it applies to one particular lady and her various clients. That type of YMMV is of course directly associated with the different levels of attraction and comfort that will always exist between the lady and her various clients.

 

In my original post I was talking about a fundamentally different interpretation of YMMV, namely that the service a new client receives when he enters a parlor that has several ladies on staff could depend strongly on which particular lady he's assigned to. For example, if one lady provides only pure therapeutic massages then there will never be any traditional YMMV effect with her as her service will be the same for all clients. However, her colleague down the hall might be doing things very differently..... Maybe the distinction I was trying to make between the two different interpretations of YMMV was too subtle, perhaps I didn't explain it clearly enough, or perhaps you read the post rather hastily and, quite understandably, became incensed. Anyway, it's all history now! Thanks again. May the Force be with you.

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In my original post I was talking about a fundamentally different interpretation of YMMV, namely that the service a new client receives when he enters a parlor that has several ladies on staff could depend strongly on which particular lady he's assigned to. For example, if one lady provides only pure therapeutic massages then there will never be any traditional YMMV effect with her as her service will be the same for all clients. However, her colleague down the hall might be doing things very differently..... Maybe the distinction I was trying to make between the two different interpretations of YMMV was too subtle, perhaps I didn't explain it clearly enough, or perhaps you read the post rather hastily and, quite understandably, became incensed. Anyway, it's all history now! Thanks again. May the Force be with you.

 

different interpretation on "your milage may vary" is like saying "different results in a [results may vary]-test. there should be no interpretation on who does what or who will get what depending on who they see...bottom line is, its who you ARE, seeking interpretation on a saying on cerb that basically says you can't interpret it (just accept that you may get certain services based on yourself) is kinda like seeking deeper meaning where you're not brave enough to travel

 

dont over-analyze YMMV. Explore and be brave enough to discover your milage for yourself, rather than try to interpret something that basically says "you may interpret it differently"

 

trust me, you will go in circles.

 

xo

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I once owned a Chevette and compared to most people I can say "my mileage did vary" as I got much more out of her. I'll never forget the 1st time she choked or the time she shook all over and spilled a little oil...

 

Oh how I miss my little Chevette. :butt:

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