Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted August 16, 2013 How come time travel or teleporting doesn't exist yet? If my calculation are right this year I am travelling something like 65 000 km. It's a bit much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 16, 2013 How come i have to work when i was really born to please women? Posted via Mobile Device 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ****ven Report post Posted August 16, 2013 Why do the signs always say atm machine? I mean like doesn't the m already stand for machine? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted August 16, 2013 In this day and age we have spy satellites which can take crystal clear photos of people from outer space so the technology is there....... So how come banks, with the loads of money they have, have cameras which can only take grainy photos. Again today, at work got a bulletin from police holdup squad asking to identify suspects in a holdup. Seen better and clearer pictures from a two year old drawing with crayons RG 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T 45020 Report post Posted August 16, 2013 How come that some of the bosses ask for something for "yesterday" (its urgent or the world will fall apart kinda thing), yet the work submitted sits on their desk for weeks on end? Mmmmm Wait.... i think i know why .... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted August 16, 2013 How come people standing in a takeout line are oblivious to the giant menu on the wall until they get to the counter? They've been there for 10 minutes with nothing to do but decide what they want yet when asked they look up at the giant pictures of food as if they've suddenly appeared out of nowhere. "Oh, Hmmm........I'll...haaave...the...um...the cheese burg...oh...you have chicken...wait, what comes in the combo?" HOW COME? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted August 17, 2013 Watching the Godfather and just occurred to me, How come in every Mafia type movie there is one guy named Pauly RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rick 110 Report post Posted August 17, 2013 How come the last coin you have for a parking meter does not work, yet when you many they all work?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sandimoon 72517 Report post Posted August 18, 2013 How come you take the time to repeatedly put out this sign: & think it makes sense to the smart people of Van? Sandi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted August 18, 2013 Why do the signs always say atm machine? I mean like doesn't the m already stand for machine? And another example of this is...How come some SPs advertise as a "GFE experience" when the "E" already stands for "experience"? I admit I've written it this way before. LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted August 18, 2013 How come a Big & Tall men's clothing store only carry about a quarter of their inventory as truly big or tall; the other three-quarters are for normals. Why don't they just call themselves a men's shop with some Big & Tall? I mean who are they marketing to? A big man with three skinny friends? They just decided to go clothes shopping together, cause that's what men typically do, and as luck would have it here is a store that has both? Come on! If I walk into another B&T shop that is 3/4 normal stock, I think I'll blow a gasket. And another thing, why do they make all the really cool stylish clothes for normals only? I wouldn't put most of the big & tall crap, they sell, on a horse. Even though most of it looks like horse blankets or tent covers. Clothing manufacturers should look around. They market to a shrinking portion of the population. Now, I ponderously get down off my heavy duty soap box and we can resume this most excellent thread. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest a**4* Report post Posted August 18, 2013 How come when people are in the beer store they do not know what kind of beer to buy have they never drank beer before always holding up the line :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted August 18, 2013 How come when you can't find something, it is ALWAYS in the last place you look? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted August 18, 2013 How come the people who work at certain cell phone companies whose name I won't mention are fucking morons and don't know what the hell they're doing? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fresh start 17467 Report post Posted August 18, 2013 How come when you can't find something, it is ALWAYS in the last place you look? Well if you think of it, you ain't going to continue looking for it after you finding it so its the last place you look. If you find it in the first place it would still be the last place you looked for it. But yes when you can't find something it does feel like why didn't I look here first. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoyfulC 132299 Report post Posted August 20, 2013 To follow up on Emiafish's post, how come do women's clothing manufacturers assume that someone who would fit into clothing that fits me in the butt and in the bust is about 5'6" tall, with little short arms and legs? So many beautiful outfits I couldn't wear over the years because the pants were floods, the sleeves stopped 6" or so above my wrists, or the waistlines were up around my rib cage. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted August 20, 2013 How come when you can't find something, it is ALWAYS in the last place you look? and it was always under your nose in the first place Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest webothscore Report post Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) and it was always under your nose in the first place She finally found Realnicehat's wiener? ;) Yeeaah that's right RNH. You know one Ottawa man had to come out and defend your Ottaweiner remark on that other thread. I love the razzing :) nice thread joyfulc Edited August 21, 2013 by webothscore Addition to post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted August 21, 2013 She finally found Realnicehat's wiener? ;) Yeeaah that's right RNH. You know one Ottawa man had to come out and defend your Ottaweiner remark on that other thread. I love the razzing :) nice thread joyfulc Lot's of ladies find my wiener right under their nose. It's why I'm here! Beside, I'm a grower not a shower...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest webothscore Report post Posted August 21, 2013 How come Gabriella Laurence is so hot?! Many reasons ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 21, 2013 How come i am posting in this thread? Posted via Mobile Device 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted August 21, 2013 How come there is never a cop around when you need one, but run a red light at four in the morning and 5-0 is all over you?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 21, 2013 How come i do not get lots of rep point or "likes" Posted via Mobile Device 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoyfulC 132299 Report post Posted September 2, 2013 How come i do not get lots of rep point or "likes"Posted via Mobile Device Cough *trolling* cough! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted September 2, 2013 How come I am always on cerb??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
