The Herald Girls

[Floyd 130]

I don't see any recommendations or detail on those listed in the Herald. I am wondering if there is a specific reason for this. I would imagine that one reason is that there is no transparency in those paper ads. Just a lot of enticing words and the potential for, when you do meet, you may find yourself in an awkward position perhaps. Has anyone had to use the good old brush-off excuse when Jabba The Hut appears and you have absolutely no choice but to reply: "well, what an unpleasant and blood-curdling surprise. Now if you'll excuse me, my salad is getting cold"?

 

This is a frightening reality I would say. I know I'd be rather prompted to exit stage left in such an incident.

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

"well, what an unpleasant and blood-curdling surprise. Now if you'll excuse me, my salad is getting cold"?

 

that's very funny...but you must remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder...;-)

[Mister C 1725]

I did visit with Karlie who has an ad in the Herald. She is also a CERB member but doesn't post much. She is a petite treat for sure.

[Floyd 130]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder is it, Emma? Well, you are certainly beautiful (when I say certainly I mean ABSOLUTELY); but what I wrote up there above doesn't necessarily relate to appearance. It is the character/personality of some. That's all. There is deception involved with some I am told. However, in my lack of experience here in Halifax I can only go by what I am told.

 

A woman's beauty can be tarnished by the smallest incidents. For instance, her showing up smelling like men's cologne. Not one hair on her head pointing in the same direction. Or, saying hello with a wide smile and there are chuncks of pepperoni caught between a few teeth here and there. Not that this has happened to me, but you really just don't know. Again, I am told of things like this happening to others and it is frightening.

 

A read a lot about etiquette, and what women require of men. Be clean, be nice, be relaxed, be humble, be horny, and be on your way when it's done ... that sort of thing. I would prefer to meet someone who illustrates etiquette and is willing to communicate to ensure that the experience is excellent. Maybe I watched too many reruns of The Waltons in my youth. I dunno.

 

Lastly, what does TOFTT mean for fack sakes?

[c***y 181]

I do agree with you Floyd,you expect the same from the ladies as they from you.I think it was the way in which you went about describing it..lol TOFTT= Take one For The Team.As in nobody on this board has had an experience with this person so i will be the first to try...Anyone please feel free to add to this casey :-)

[curiousity72 110]

Lastly, what does TOFTT mean for fack sakes?

Take one for the team

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

I do agree with you Floyd,you expect the same from the ladies as they from you.I think it was the way in which you went about describing it..lol TOFTT= Take one For The Team.As in nobody on this board has had an experience with this person so i will be the first to try...Anyone please feel free to add to this casey :-)

 

My my Casey you have learned alot already...lol...and you have only been here a short while.. i had to ask someone what TOFTT meant..i always forget...:oops:

[Floyd 130]

Hi Emma,

 

You intrigue me. Nice twins, by the way!

 

I stumbled upon a couple of posts not long ago from you. Something about a "chair". I certainly hope that it doesn't require electricity, or anything pseudo-erotic :shock:.

 

TOFTT. Take one for the team. :cool:. Ok. So if I get mangled by some 400 lb gorilla named Ke-Yootzy, are there any disability benefits that come with this coined tag line?

[c***y 181]

That's OK Emma you have a lot on you mind i understand.:wink: I have been doing a lot of reading up and down this board,guess i need a life.If there is one thing i have learned on my short time on this board You ladies deserve respect and a lot of it. Maybe it's just the few ladies i have seen,but everyone of them has treated me with the utmost of respect from the time i went through the door until i left. You ladies are very special in my books. :bowdown: Dang i am doing a lot of this deep thinking today i must go find a Porn site :twisted:

[redmachine 1916]

My my Casey you have learned alot already...lol...and you have only been here a short while.. i had to ask someone what TOFTT meant..i always forget...:oops:

Between Halifax/Ottawa/Winnipeg there are over 150 coments in your name under recommendations it has been a VERY long time since anyone had TOFTT when it comes to you.So if you always forget what it means it is understandable as the term is irrellevent to you.

[c***y 181]

Very well put redmachine,i never thought of that !!:-o

[drlove 37204]

Ok... I thought this thread was about actual reviews/recommendations. So, is anyone willing to TOFTT and try out a few ladies who advertise in the Herald?

[Mister C 1725]

Ok... I thought this thread was about actual reviews/recommendations. So, is anyone willing to TOFTT and try out a few ladies who advertise in the Herald?

 

I nominate Casey.

[drlove 37204]

I nominate Casey.

 

I'll second that! Just so you know, I did TOFTT with three Herald ladies in the past - just check out some of my posts from 2008.

 

Any more recommendations on good finds would be greatly appreciated! Thanks.

[c***y 181]

Whoa :!: hold up guys when i first showed up here everyone said stick here you will not go wrong .I said ok seen a couple a ladies , thought about seeing a couple more. Now it looks like your throwing me out to the lion's .:confused: To be honest i only look at the paper online.Front page, Metro and Nova Scotia sections, i would not be good for this. But tell you what just to show you what a stand-up guy i am, i will TOFTT and go see Emilyintoronto this weekend.Than i will give you my thoughts :twisted:

[redmachine 1916]

Whoa :!: hold up guys when i first showed up here everyone said stick here you will not go wrong .I said ok seen a couple a ladies , thought about seeing a couple more. Now it looks like your throwing me out to the lion's .:confused: To be honest i only look at the paper online.Front page, Metro and Nova Scotia sections, i would not be good for this. But tell you what just to show you what a stand-up guy i am, i will TOFTT and go see Emilyintoronto this weekend.Than i will give you my thoughts :twisted:

 

Sorry seeing Emilyintoronto is not TOFTT she has been here several times and has been well reviewed. BTW you are going to love her see is a absolute sweetheart.

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

Sorry seeing Emilyintoronto is not TOFTT she has been here several times and has been well reviewed. BTW you are going to love her see is a absolute sweetheart.

 

I have pm'ed with her alot and i think she is sweet too...:-)

[c***y 181]

OK so it wouldn't be TOFTT redmachine, (can't get anything by you CERB veterans ) thought it would get those guys off my back for a little while :D Hi there Emma just seeing your avatar make my knees weak :oops:

[Mister C 1725]

OK so it wouldn't be TOFTT redmachine, (can't get anything by you CERB veterans ) thought it would get those guys off my back for a little while :D Hi there Emma just seeing your avatar make my knees weak :oops:

 

We just want to help you along. CERB is a great place and I really enjoy it. I'm like a kid in a candy store again. I want her and her and her. Your feeling the same aren't you Casey? You can tell me. I wont tell anyone.

[redmachine 1916]

OK so it wouldn't be TOFTT redmachine, (can't get anything by you CERB veterans ) thought it would get those guys off my back for a little while :D Hi there Emma just seeing your avatar make my knees weak :oops:

 

Don't worry about TOFTT especially when it comes to "the herald girls".

Personally I believe with the quality of ladies now available to us here on cerb (Emma,Amelia and others) and ladies like Emily and others visiting us on a semi-regular basis the only reason to visit "the herald girls" would be a attempt to duplicate the experience at at discounted rate. Good luck with that!

[Guest C**Tra****er]

That's all well and fine to try something new, but the experience you get with Amelia and Emma is not going to be found at a "discounted rate".

 

Don't worry about TOFTT especially when it comes to "the herald girls".

Personally I believe with the quality of ladies now available to us here on cerb (Emma,Amelia and others) and ladies like Emily and others visiting us on a semi-regular basis the only reason to visit "the herald girls" would be a attempt to duplicate the experience at at discounted rate. Good luck with that!

[redmachine 1916]

That's all well and fine to try something new, but the experience you get with Amelia and Emma is not going to be found at a "discounted rate".

 

Thats exactly what I was saying!

[TracieGold 282]

This really made me laugh .....I had a good friend who opened the door of his condo with a Raid can.........it reminded me of him, long gone back to Sweden.....

Does this really happen? as a woman I would love to know what you guys think when XXXX appears at your doors wearing a wig.....ha, ha, ha

Trace

[Floyd 130]

The original message was not a rate issue. It was more or less a think-out-loud (brainfart) into what paper ladies are all about. I just hear about them and wonder why they aren't here on Cerb. If they are of good personality and service, why would they hide behind paper? If paper ladies charge less than others, well that is their gig. Quite frankly, a low rate in any sense to me means low service value and quality. I would agree with you there, Red. Service marketing descriptives such as "budget", "discount", "specials", "buy one get one free", and that sort of language intertwined in business illustrates something that I tend to avoid.

 

I like to get to know someone, not everyone. I have time for someone. Comfort and mutual exchange without commitment or expectation. Value is the friendship - relationship. This is because I seek someone that will be a friend with lots of other benefits rather than an hour of something here and there, and totally fake. When I say fake I mean the role play that service providers may have to action in order to make the recipent feel that there is value and quality based on his/her expectation. I don't dig human commodification. It is two people hanging out and doing what ever the fack they want and exchanging common interest and friendship along the way.

 

So, a service provider who prefers to keep it business and only business, some people prefer that. I prefer to have 1 pal and remove service from the equation, but share in mutual benefit in friendship.

 

Ok folks, put your fiddles away. It is good for this sort of thing to be put out there in case some "service providers" actually want what I just described.

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

I'm a Cerb guy. Having said that, Cerb is not such a high-profile community that new ladies will automatically know that it even exists. The world does not revolve around us! Nor do all ladies want to participate here anyway, for one reason or another -- for example, some ladies know all about the disrespectful type of treatment doled out on certain of "the boards" (not Cerb), and therefore they want nothing to do with any board.

 

The CH, on the other hand, is Nova Scotia's Newspaper and everyone is familiar with it. It's an obvious place for ladies to advertise (and which ads reach more potential clients for the ladies anyway; Cerb or Herald?). There are much worse media to use; classifieds published in "The Paper" (as Bluenosers call it) are at least paid for by the advertiser, yes? Many Cerb ladies (past and present) have advertised there. Anyone who advertises in the CH obviously has to follow their content policy, so no -- you will not find transparently "juicy" come-ons or lurid photos in the ads of the CH. This fact is a simple function of the newspaper's content policy, so it is not necessarily an indictor of "blood-curdling" "400-lb gorillas" practicing "deception" on gullible readers.

 

The whole point (correct me if I'm wrong) of TOFTT is The Team. Hobbyists who find a lovely lady through the CH or elsewhere can not only "report back" to Cerb about her (the traditional idea of TOFTT), but can inform the lady about Cerb and the positive aspects of our community here, as opposed to other boards. In this second sense, to TOFTT is to also attract new ladies to Cerb, where their participation will hopefully benefit them -- and also enrich the existing Cerb community, thereby benefiting us too. There are a number of current (and past) Cerb ladies who were "recruited" (if you will) to Cerb by cerbite client-ambassadors who encouraged the ladies to join Cerb. No matter how wonderful any community is, its roots must be continually renewed or it will eventually wither on the vine. If every guy were to stick to only "known" ladies, eventually the inevitable attrition of the business would leave no "known" choice remaining. Guys who TOFTT and simultaneously preach the Cerb Gospel to unconverted ladies are performing a very important role -- although often a decidedly unrewarding and unthanked one, of course.

 

Each and every lady is unique. The experience with any of them cannot be duplicated, as the honourable members have rightly pointed out here. As for the stigma of "discounted" rates, or any variation in rates among the ladies, there is certainly a correlation, but no foolproof law of correspondence, between rate and quality of experience. (One of my own most cherished ladies was also shockingly low-priced and was not very interested in exploring the possibilities offered by the Cerb community.)

 

In a nutshell: One need not flippantly dismiss out-of-hand the Herald Girls as a group.