Glitter; The Scourge of our Time

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You can have a hobby phone, delete browsing histories, delete texts, change cars en route like a spy, wash, re-cologne and take any number of about a billion more precautions to ensure you do get busted hobbying by your SO, but all it takes is one tiny, microscopic, persistent, insidious little dot of glitter on the tip of your nose, middle of your forehead, or god forbid, somewhere on your cock, and you sir, are toast!!!

 

I truly hate glitter...lol

 

p.s. you ladies certainly look pretty with it on though, don't you!! lol