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I Got Asked A Question Recently That Had Me Thinking & Thought I'd Share.

 

Q: Would I Ever Date Someone Who Cusses Like A Sailor, Cooks Like A Pro,Drinks Like A Fish,Fights Like A Man & F**ks Like A Pornstar?

 

I Would! I'd Give It A Shot...Why Not! As Long As They Can Control Themselves When Under The Influence & Doesn't Fight For Just Any Reason Unless Its To Save Me. Hehe! ;) You Only Live Once Right? So Why Not Live It Up. You Live & Learn. Life Is One Big Journey To Be Experienced.

 

Would You? & What Are Your Thoughts?

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I Would! I'd Give It A Shot...Why Not! As Long As They Can Control Themselves When Under The Influence & Doesn't Fight For Just Any Reason Unless Its To Save Me. Hehe! ;) You Only Live Once Right?

 

It's funny how women always fall for that guy. Always with the expectations that things will be different with her and she will only see the positive side of that man.

 

Sadly, this is rarely the case. Guys like that will always do what they do best and that is to bring a living hell right to your door steps. I've seen it so often, it's not funny, just skip that page in the recipe book.

 

The guy that will put you first, love you, cherish you, respect you and treat you right intead of being a rebel is a better investment. Maybe not as spectacular, but at least you have a chance at happiness with him, after all you only live once.

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I cuss like a pro, cook like a man, drink like a pornstar, fight like a fish and fuck like a sailor. Is that close enough?

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I Got Asked A Question Recently That Had Me Thinking & Thought I'd Share.

 

Q: Would I Ever Date Someone Who Cusses Like A Sailor, Cooks Like A Pro,Drinks Like A Fish,Fights Like A Man & F**ks Like A Pornstar?

 

I Would! I'd Give It A Shot...Why Not! As Long As They Can Control Themselves When Under The Influence & Doesn't Fight For Just Any Reason Unless Its To Save Me. Hehe! ;) You Only Live Once Right? So Why Not Live It Up. You Live & Learn. Life Is One Big Journey To Be Experienced.

 

Would You? & What Are Your Thoughts?

 

So when are you asking me out then? ;)

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Q: Would I Ever Date Someone Who Cusses Like A Sailor, Cooks Like A Pro,Drinks Like A Fish,Fights Like A Man & F**ks Like A Pornstar?

 

Would You? & What Are Your Thoughts?

 

That would be some woman, every guys dream girl, does she also look super hot ?? As Jodi said, you only live once, life is a big journey to be experienced.

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I cuss like a pro, cook like a man, drink like a pornstar, fight like a fish and fuck like a sailor. Is that close enough?

 

If nobody will take you, I know some people that will make you their b**ch ;)

 

Back to the question, good for you Jody, try anything once but make sure he isn't too bad ass.

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I cuss like a pro, cook like a man, drink like a pornstar, fight like a fish and fuck like a sailor. Is that close enough?

 

If nobody will take you, I know some people that will make you their b**ch ;)

 

Until you can use the word bitch without the asterisks you can't question my manliness. Now get over here so I can smack you with my tail fin. ;)

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Wow...LOOL Nice One Realnicehat...You Had Me Laughing This Morning....I Haven't Dated One Yet It Was Just A Question I Got Asked Recently By A Friend & Thought I Would Share & See What Others Thoughts Were On It.

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I Got Asked A Question Recently That Had Me Thinking & Thought I'd Share.

 

Q: Would I Ever Date Someone Who Cusses Like A Sailor, Cooks Like A Pro,Drinks Like A Fish,Fights Like A Man & F**ks Like A Pornstar?

 

I Would! I'd Give It A Shot...Why Not! As Long As They Can Control Themselves When Under The Influence & Doesn't Fight For Just Any Reason Unless Its To Save Me. Hehe! ;) You Only Live Once Right? So Why Not Live It Up. You Live & Learn. Life Is One Big Journey To Be Experienced.

 

Would You? & What Are Your Thoughts?

 

You had me up until the drinks like a fish part..since heavy habitual drinking is a turn off to me.

 

When I was younger I used to think that the tough guy was the shit...now I am much more attracted to men who are self disciplined and who stay cool and composed...I find that super HOT :boobies:

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Some ladies will fancy a tough and rough guy like this - until they find out that he is tough and rough on everyone, no exception.

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The Jax' and Tig's of the world do make the pulse race but it is impossible to have them around long term unless you're an adrenaline fiend. Bad boys are big fun when I'm feeling naughty but to keep one as a pet is a little to much responsibility for me. That said, keeping any man full time is too much work for me even tho I simply can't live without them in small doses! Like the favourite, eccentric auntie who simply borrows OPC's (other peoples children) and returns the little bundle of joy at the end of the day; I like to borrow OPP's (other peoples partners) and send them home when I've had enough of the sticky kisses and fingerprints everywhere, bad boys included...

 

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Oh the bad boy... Makes a heart swoon until his rebellious bad ass ways break it.

I've had too many experiences with the rebel..

 

Recently I have discovered that a man who can write a poem, sing me a song and bring me a flower for each day of the week is more to my liking... but then when the lights go out, yes! Turn into that bad ass tough guy...I like that.

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@Luckyme, But Not Every Single Guy Is Like That & Doesn't Mean Like Fighting The Woman At All. More That He/She Can Fight For Themself.

 

But...The Question Was Would I Date Someone (Man Or Woman) Who Cusses Like A Sailor, Cooks Like A Pro, Drinks Like A Fish, Fights Like A Man & F**ks Like A Pornstar?

 

Would You Date A Woman Like That?

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Good thread Jody!

 

I may ramble a bit on this one, but let's start by answering the question

 

Yes.

I have dated a woman like this before. It was a bit of a roller coaster, and ended badly. I have no hard feelings though, she is an awesome person and shit loads of fun to be around, we recently reconnected and are friends to this day. Because seriously, who doesn't wanna hang out with a funny, gregarious girl who can keep up just fine with the boys and make a killer meal on top of everything?

 

Now as far as the traits you are asking about, I most definitely cuss like a sailor, drink like a fish, and cook like a pro. However, I would rather avoid fights and my humping abilities are nobody's business except mine and any lady I share time with ;)

Now, am I a bad boy? I would say no. I may cuss, drink and cook with the best of them, but I am well aware that there is a time and a place to let these traits out to play, so to speak. I am also too much of a believer in the golden rule to ever screw around with a woman's emotions. So ladies, though we may look it, not all of us are truly bad boys or jerks. Just regular dudes who march a bit off to the fringes sometimes ;)

 

One final bit, Jody has basically described almost every cook/chef I have ever met. Kitchen folk are generally pleasure seekers of the highest order and live life full speed ahead :chug:

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@Luckyme, But Not Every Single Guy Is Like That & Doesn't Mean Like Fighting The Woman At All. More That He/She Can Fight For Themself.

 

But...The Question Was Would I Date Someone (Man Or Woman) Who Cusses Like A Sailor, Cooks Like A Pro, Drinks Like A Fish, Fights Like A Man & F**ks Like A Pornstar?

 

Would You Date A Woman Like That?

 

Lady in the street (cook too) and a Freak in the sheets is my weakness.

 

So all that drinking and smoking would be a no in my book as I dont drink (only socially sometimes) or smoke. As for bedroom performance...

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@Luckyme, But Not Every Single Guy Is Like That & Doesn't Mean Like Fighting The Woman At All. More That He/She Can Fight For Themself.

 

But...The Question Was Would I Date Someone (Man Or Woman) Who Cusses Like A Sailor, Cooks Like A Pro, Drinks Like A Fish, Fights Like A Man & F**ks Like A Pornstar?

 

Would You Date A Woman Like That?

 

No, most probably not. Hmmm... on second thought, if she can cook like a pro.....decision, decision! :icon_wink:

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Me I am more of a social drinker...so he would have to know how to control himself while under the influence or be a social drinker like me. Because if he can't handle himself it can be a turn-off....but I'd still give it a shot, as I said before you only live once & life is one big journey to be experienced.

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Those are all awesome traits in small doses, but become ugly and tiresome when they're perpetual and compulsive.

 

I like someone who can "visit" those wild and uninhibited spaces, but who isn't defined by them, or a slave to some reckless habit. And I try to achieve that balance in my own life. You have to be able to let go of yourself sometimes and go "all-in!", commit to the moment and enjoy it fully. But other times, you just need to make a grocery list, take out the garbage, and wash the dishes. ;)

 

I like someone best who can be a little crazy, but who can also take their turns getting those things done when the time comes, dreadfully boring though it sounds!

 

So my answer to the original question is: YES! A bit.

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Q: Would I Ever Date Someone Who Cusses Like A Sailor, Cooks Like A Pro,Drinks Like A Fish,Fights Like A Man & F**ks Like A Pornstar?

 

Would You? & What Are Your Thoughts?

 

My short answer is, let me think... definitely no way in hell ;)

 

Dealing with someone who drinks too much is not a priority of mine and I want to stay far, far away from it. Also, you have to consider that his drinking might take away from his ability to "fuck like a porn star" or "cook like a pro" so what am I left with? A drunk man who likes to fight? The cussing like a sailor part? lol No-thank-you :)

 

I can get a great meal at restaurant without having to deal with drunkenness and/or a drunk chef that will mess up my food, and that, without the constant swearing involved, leave a generous tip on my way out, call a FWB (or two) who fucks like a porn star for dessert and all that with no strings attached, drama or headaches involved! icon10.gif

 

I like to keep it simple!! :)

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But...The Question Was Would I Date Someone (Man Or Woman) Who Cusses Like A Sailor, Cooks Like A Pro, Drinks Like A Fish, Fights Like A Man & F**ks Like A Pornstar?

 

Would You Date A Woman Like That?

 

If the cussing is just her way of talking, not because she has anger management issues, i don't mind. Cooks like a pro, that's great! Drink like a fish, i wouldn't date an alcolic. Personnaly i never drink and i don't understand the need people have to get drunk. Fights like a man, hell yeah! Nothing's sexier then a stronger girl who can kick some ass (Gina Carano anyone?). Fucks like a pornstar... personnaly, i prefer it soft and GFE-like. That could be a bit of problem.

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