Olivia BP Red Deer Funny Story

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I know this really doesn't belong here but feel my Wpg pooner friends would at least enjoy a good laugh at my expense. I posted this originally on the baby cow site:

 

First Part Posted Yesterday

 

Well I'm in town for the day on a long weekend, thinking to myself this is a great day to see who is available. So I peruse some ads and decided to call Olivia who is a brand new SP. We chat for a bit and then set up a time.

 

Now for the unfortunate part, apparently she received a whack of calls from out of town area calls and felt I was LE and decided to cancel. I guess I can understand her being afraid with what has happened in the last few weeks.

 

Now I'm here all horny and definitely need to see someone

 

PS not sure how the smiley face ended up in the thread title lol

Last edited by Georgieboy69 : Yesterday at 01:52 PM.

 

Second post was this morning

 

 

Official Olivia Review

 

I waited until today to actually write about the ongoing dramatic girl friend experience I had last night with Olivia.

 

After posting about the early afternoon situation I really had hoped to have someone say they had had a great time with Olivia, twas not to be. Anyways after posting yesterday about the situation I figured that would be proof enough to her that I was not LE lol.

 

So after numerous texts, and phone calls (even being yelled at and sworn at and even being hung up on. I continued thinking she is my only hope for yesterday, as there were quite a few ladies advertising on BP that unfortunately are true flakes lol. I've heard so many stories from theft to just plain brutal service. So I was greatly intrigued with the notion of a new lady in Red Deer.

 

Once I was able to have Olivia somewhat calmed down she had said she was very scared and just needed time, ok I can appreciate that, so I used very soothing words and tone to finally have her relaxed enough to say yes to meeting for the second time that day.

 

We decided on a time for her to come by the hotel, aprox 10 mins after she was supposed to arrive I receive a phone call from her telling me how I'll never believe what happened to her. LOL she was pulled over by the police on route to see me (I'm sure that added to her stress of already having thought I was LE). Anyways a few moments later I do receive a call she is here.

 

She comes in and I can tell she is just flabbergasted so I give her a hug and a very gentle kiss. She seems to relax almost instantly into my arms. I know she is hungry from part of of conversation so I suggest we go to the lounge for some food and a drink. She likes the idea so I get out of my robe and slip some clothes on. Arriving at the lounge we are the only ones there very nice

 

She is telling me how this is all so new to her, how she only wants to see a hand full of men and no more. As our time progressed she was even at the point of telling me she wanted to only spend time with me and had already asked if she could spend the night. So we decided to head back to the room and continue our night. Now she does have a very sexy accent however at times I did find myself not understanding her but that is easily overcome in time.

 

The fun stuff is beginning and I've had a CBJ, I've taken her from behind while we both were standing and in missionary, we both seem happy and get a little cleaned up. In the meantime her phone has gone off a couple of times and she ignored a couple of calls then calls one guy back yelling at him for calling her all day swears and him and tells him not to call her anymore. I'm chuckling to myself as a few mins later he calls again.

 

I'm laying back in bed and she decides to come lay on the bed again and is snuggled right in. I'm running my fingers up and down her body when she tells me I'm giving her goose bumps all over. So I ask her if that is a good thing ooops wrong thing to say, she gets all pissed at me starts screaming and yelling again and now is in tears. She says to me your an asshole, I tell you you have me all turned on and have given me goose bumps and you joke saying is that a good thing!!! She is not listening at all to anything I am saying as I said to her first off you never said you were all turned on just that I had given her goose bumps and I know from experience that can mean a few things lol.

 

So she continues screaming at me telling me she is leaving b/c I am the biggest asshole she has ever met and then says to me where is my money!!! You know you are suppose to give me my money in the beginning and I calmly state it is right there on the counter where I told you it was at the beginning of the night.

 

I hope that my adventure can help others in not having to deal with the drama I went through last night. A friend of mine even commented to me how I truly had the girlfriend experience lol drama, crying, screaming and so much more haha.

 

All I can leave everyone with is this Not everyone is cut out to be in the business and Olivia is definitely one of the ladies who is not cut out for the business!

 

Good luck and good pooning everyone, damit I'm still horny to top it all off!!!!

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[Canadiansnowland 740]

There is a lady named Olivia I am eager to see, but she wasn't in Red Deer. Just goes to show, you never know what to expect.

[chuckertmg 1789]

That is soooo funny! And you're right - it puts a whole new spin on the phrase 'a girlfriend experience'. What a nightmare. Thanks for writing it and reminding me of why I stick with a few well known companions...