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Gents... what are the last three thoughts you have before you knock on the door of a lady you're meeting for the first time?

 

Ladies... what are the last three thoughts you have before you hear that knock...

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Three thoughts? You're giving some of us too much credit ;)

 

I'm not sure if mine would be the same for every meeting so I will just offer what I can remember from my last encounter. These all occurred between the elevator and the room:

 

1. "Ok, which way is 228?"

2. "Shit, I hope it isn't next to those old people struggling with that luggage rack."

3. "Why do you take so long to shut off? Stupid iPhone"

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For me it's along the lines of

Wine, check

Clothes, check

I hope that he's a little tubby and has a hairy chest.

 

Knock knock

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1) Oh boy...

2) Oh boy!

3) OH BOY!!!

 

 

Somewhat more seriously:

 

1) I hope I look calmer than I feel

2) I hope she smiles when we first see each other

3) OH BOY!!! (yeah, that one is still the same)

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Good thread idea Jessica.

 

For me it would be:

 

1. Hope this is the right room (it happened once where she gave me the wrong room number)

2. Hope we like each other

3. I wonder what she is wearing?

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In no particular order -

 

- make sure I hand her the envelop or place it on the counter soon after I enter her room

- is she fresh, in good and friendly mood, not looking tired?

- am I presentable, fresh and my breath smell fine?

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Since I do a lot of due diligence these days there's only one thought.

 

Will there be chemistry...I'll know instantly.

 

Peace

MG

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Mine are

 

Just breath and relax

 

I hope she is as good as her recommendations.

 

Oh my god, what am I doing here :)

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1. Yes, at last, after all the anticipation it's going to really happen!

2. Double check the door number.

3. Cell phone off. No interuptions.

 

(moment she opens the door)

Wow, she looks amazing!

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(1) Oh GOD.... please let her have bacon.

 

(2) Hmmmm.... Maybe I should have warned her about the unicorn cosplay.

 

(3) Why did I wear this thong?

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This is a very good question. Honestly I think I'm so nervous my brain is just a total mess. The only thing I can think of is "here we go." I do enough research before setting up an appointment that I'm quite confident I'm going to have a good time and have a good sense of what to expect visually. I think the more tantalizing question is what are your thoughts as soon as you get inside.

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Where's my mojo ? I had it just a second ago but think I just misplaced it. It better be frickin with me when I get in that room !!

 

Is my zipper done up ? I can't look cause that would be embarrassing if I was looking when she answered the door !!!

 

Do I look fat in these pants ?

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