Guest Report post Posted November 18, 2013 Wow remarkable post, Someguy!! All great things to know hehe ;). You really know how to make cerb even more fun than what it is!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 The world's largest recorded penis belongs to 41-year-old New Yorker Jonah Falcon, whose appendage measures 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect. The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord; no brain is needed. The average male orgasm lasts six seconds; the average female orgasm lasts twenty seconds. The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties. One out of every six Americans aged 14 to 49 has a genital herpes HSV-2 infection. After fingers and vibrators, candles are the phallic objects used most often by female masturbators. Unlit ones, hopefully. The most common cause of penile rupture is vigorous masturbation. If that happens, you're doing it wrong. When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria. The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused. It's an optimistic organ. Despite what men claim, only 15 percent have a penis longer than seven inches. Only 3 percent have a penis more than eight inches long. Orgasms can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer, and depression. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 12. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. In Indonesia, getting caught by your mom has a different meaning :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted November 23, 2013 15. The clitoris is the only organ in the human body that has just one purpose - pleasure. Who made this list ? Honestly ??!!! Why wasn't that # 1 on the list ? ;) Seriously 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted November 28, 2013 thank god for google ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sophie Love 877 Report post Posted November 30, 2013 Lightening post! Just when I thought I was a sex encyclopedia! The more you know to more you can account for your own ignorance! Thanks for the info! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted November 30, 2013 6 minutes average time for a man and approx 6 inch avg? I don't feel so bad now. ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted December 3, 2013 According to the book Hidden Bedroom Partners: Needs and Motives That Destroy Sexual Pleasure, what your partner does after sex may have lots of hidden meanings. Immediately rolling over and going to sleep may indicate anger. Going to the bathroom may reflect feelings of guilt. The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70. Reserachers say that condoms exposed to smog and ozone are less effective. Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies. A survey in Cosmopolitan magazine said that foreplay usually last 14 to 17 minutes for the average married couple, and that the man typically reaches orgasm after six minutes of copulation. According to the Earthsave Foundation, the sperm count of the average American male is down 30 percent from 30 years ago. According to Runner's World magazine, two out of three runners say that they fantasize about sex while running. On the other hand, one out of 11 fantasizes about running while having sex. On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man's penis erect. According to one theory, people who chew a lot of ice have a high sex drive. The 1992 Kinsey Report established that the average man's speed of emission was 18 kilometers per hour. According to the National Institute of Business Management, one of every eight boss-secretary romances ends in marriage. One out of 10 secretaries admits to having been romantically involved with her boss, with only 25 percent saying that the experience had negative impact on their careers. According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers. Working Woman reports that companies with the lowest percentage of women workers have the highest percentage of sexual harassment complaints. Master's and Johnson's stages of the sexual response cycle are excitement, plateau, orgasm, and resolution. The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes. According to the Kinsey Report, 10 percent of the population is exclusively hetero or homosexual. According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating. According to Kinsey Report (1953), 15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms. 20 million Americans watch pornography annually. Regular cranberry juice is better for a bladder infection than organic cranberry juice because of the acidity of the preservative benzoic acid. The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs. According to Susan Lark, MD, director of the PMS Self-Help Center in Los Altos, Calif., having sex with orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs. Sex and Religion According to certain rabbinical interpretations, Adam had sex with animals. The passage of the bible that discourages masturbation is Genesis 38:7-11, which is story about when Judah's son, Er, died childless and his brother, Onan, was required to impregnate Er's widow. During sex, Onan withdrew and "spilled his seed," which displeased God, who eventually killed him. Onanism means "male masturbation" and "coitus interruptus." The prophet Hosea was commanded to marry a prostitute because Israel, herself, hath committed great whoredom. David, king of Israel, had an affair with Bathsheba, an other man's wife, and had the man sent off to battle to die so her could marry her himself. According to Jewish law (the Mishnah), laborers were advised to have intercourse with their wives twice a week. Ass drivers, on the other hand, were directed to do it once a week. By the way, the unemployed were directed to do it every day. From the 6th until 11th century, the church treated homosexuals no more harshly than couples who practiced contraception. The early Christian church was also more permissive toward abortion than contraception and more permissive toward homosexuality than masturbation. Henry I of England charged a tax to ecclesiastics who abandoned celibacy. The practice began in 1129. At the time of the Reformation, there were 100,000 prostitutes were there in England. In the 10th century, it was ruled that a cleric who experienced a wet dream would have to sing 7 prescribed penitential psalms right after the fact and in the morning sing 30 more. The celibacy requirement for priesthood adopted by the Lateran Council in 1215. St. Augustine had a concubine to whom he was faithful for 15 years. He said that his youth "boiled over in fornication." He also epitomized a general feeling among church fathers that the act of intercourse was fundamentally disgusting. St. Jerome said that full grown virgin women should never bathe and should be ashamed of their bodies. St. Tertullian called women "the devil's gateway ... on account of you, even the son of God had to die." St. Boniface is the saint that one should invoke in cases of sodomy. Sex and Language "Reltney" is archaic slang for "penis." "Hockey" is archaic slang for "semen." "Amy-John" is archaic slang for a "lesbian." "Buck-snort" is archaic slang for a "fart." "Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets." "Old Joe" is slang for "syphilis." "Morning dew" is slang for "gonorrhea." The word "ejaculation" comes from the Latin word meaning "throwing out." The G-spot, a sensitive area located inside the vagina on the upper wall, an inch or two behind the back of the pubic bone, is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg. The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has. Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes." The word "masochism" was coined because of the 1870 novel, Venus In Furs. The expression venereal disease was first used in 1527 by Jacques de Bethercourt. According to author Camille Paglia in Sexual Personae, Bob Dylan's song "Ballad of a Thin Man" contains lyrics that describe the rape-like devouring of a penis described as a breast. ("You're a cow! Give me some milk or else go home!") According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina." Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life. In the 17th century, Spain boasted that it was free of sexual deviance. When referring to bestiality, Spanish nicknamed it "the Italian vice." Around the turn of the century, British newspapers advertised brassieres as "patent bust improvers." The word "sex" was coined in 1382. Syphillis was known as "the French Disease" in Italy and "the English Disease" in France. Porn star Candida Royale was named after a yeast infection. If We Could *#$%*&!@ With the Animals Bats have sex in the air while flying. Kinsey found that the most frequent animal/human sex was in excess of eight times a week. The age group that was the most frequent was less than 15 years old. Erect giraffe penises are four feet long. Chinese lovers, before the days of Mao, were most fond of sex with fowl. When faced with an unfamiliar partner, a pregnant female rat or mouse will spontaneously abort its fetus and go into heat. To have sex with donkeys, Mongol men would often tie their hind legs together. Average sexual intercourse between minks lasts eight hours. Middle Eastern cave paintings reveal that men used to have sex with female crocodiles because they believed that it would make them rich and important A dragonfly's penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival male's semen The Inca enacted laws to prevent llama drivers from having sex with their animals and enforced the laws be requiring that the llama drivers be escorted by chaperones. Because they are in heat, female baboons will show their buttocks to males. The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long. When turning to sex with animals, Marquesan men are more likely to have sex with chickens. Upon losing battles, apes will tend to masturbate. Male boars excite females by breathing on their faces. (They have smelly breath.) In the animal kingdom, chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse can last as little as three seconds. Slugs can fertilize their own eggs. Most giraffes are bisexual. Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females. The Aplysia californica or sea hare, which resemble slugs more than they do snails, are found around West Coast beaches where they eat so much seaweed that they can weigh up to 15 pounds and reach two feet in length. The only other activity that they are known to do other than eating is copulating. Pigs and hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises. The sea slug does little more than eat, sleep, and copulate--actually it copulates a lot, often in orgies. One researcher at the University of Miami has witnessed as many as 10 sea slugs at a time engaging in chain copulating. Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redskin44 3588 Report post Posted December 3, 2013 great post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted December 5, 2013 There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent. An adult esophagus can range from 10 to 14 inches in length and is one inch in diameter. Men sweat more than women. This is because women can better regulate the amount of water they lose. The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes. The average adult has approximately six pounds of skin. Infants spend more time dreaming than adults do. In one day, adult lungs move about 10,000 liters of air. The condom made originally of linen was invented in the early 1500's. Casanova, the womanizer, used linen condoms. Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour. Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states. There are approximately 45 billion fat cells in an average adult. Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean. During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore. According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society. A kiss for one minute can burn 26. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted December 10, 2013 The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing. For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages. Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium! Sex burns 360 calories per hour. French kissing can prevent cavities. 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. The average man is 5 inches long when erect. 95% of women shave their privates and only 16% of men do. Humans are the only ones who have sex face-to-face. Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. 25% of women think money makes a man sexier. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants. The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked." Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life. Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis. Snakes have two sex organs. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted December 29, 2013 Q1 - What were the first (but not necessarily effective) condoms believed to be made out of? Woven fabric. Research claims that the first condoms were fashioned from woven fabric. Unfortunately, viruses and sperm could easily sneak through the fibers. The intestines of animals became a safer alternative, though still not as safe as the condoms of today. Did you know Casanova used condoms made of animal intestines that he decorated and tied in place with a pink ribbon? Q2 - What is a common name for the birth control method Ortho Evra? The Patch. Ortho Evra or "The Patch" is a small patch, attached to certain parts of the body, that releases hormones to prevent ovulation or implantation of the zygote. It works in a similar way to the pill, also helping issues unrelated to pregnancy, such as acne. It's a good alternative for women who have trouble with taking medication at the same time each day. Q3 - Why should one use a water-based lubricant instead of an oil-based lubricant on latex condoms? Oil-based lubricants damage latex, while water-based lubricants do not. When oil-based lubricants are applied to latex condoms, the condom becomes more susceptible to rips and tears. Always be aware of this! Safe lubricants that don't harm latex include Astro Glide and ForPlay. Even water or saliva is preferred over unsafe alternatives such as baby oil, butter, or petroleum jelly. Q4 - How does the Rhythm Method work? The menstrual cycle is tracked and the woman refrains from vaginal intercourse or uses protection during "unsafe days" while she is ovulating. If a woman has a regular menstrual cycle, she can track the days where she ovulates by using the Rhythm Method (also called the Calendar Method) She should either refrain from vaginal sex or use protection at this point. Effectiveness varies from 75% to 95%. Two other methods mentioned were the Cervical Mucus Method (Ovulation Method) and the Basal Body Temperature Method. The one about fingernails was nonsense -- don't rely on this. Q5 - Which of the following is FALSE about withdrawal? (The removal of the penis from the vagina before ejaculation) When done correctly, withdrawal is just as effective as condoms. Withdrawal is less effective than condoms. Reasons why withdrawal is not the choice method of contraception is because pre-ejaculate or pre-cum (released before ejaculation) can contain sperm, lots of control and experience is needed, men suffering from premature ejaculation cannot use it, and it doesn't protect against sexually transmitted diseases. Sex educator Sue Johanson recommends condoms. Q6 - Which specific part of the male reproductive system is surgery performed on during a vasectomy (sterilization)? Vas deferens. A vasectomy is performed by cutting, or sometimes blocking, the vas deferens off from the rest of the genitals so that semen does not contain sperm. Though in many cases irreversible, vasectomies are safe, fast, inexpensive, and very effective. Vasectomies are recommended for men and their partners who: don't want (more) children, have a partner whose life would be threatened by pregnancy, do not want to pass on a genetic illness, etc. The common female equivalent of sterilization is called a tubal ligation. Q7 - Which sexual act has the lowest chance of infecting an individual with HIV? Oral sex. It is believed that enzymes in the saliva destroy the virus as it enters the body through the mouth. Unless cuts or scrapes in the mouth allow HIV into the bloodstream, oral sex is a very safe option for having sex with an infected individual. When one is receiving vaginal or anal sex, however, small tears in the membranes can cause contraction of the disease to occur. This is especially true of anal sex. No matter what you're doing, if you're having sex with someone who is infected or has not been tested, use a condom! HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) may evolve into AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome). Both affect the body's immune system and are incurable. At least 40,000 men and women are infected each year in the United States. Q8 - Though gonorrhea often has no symptoms, which of the following is NOT a symptom of this disease? Bloating. Gonorrhea is a disease that affects the penis, vagina, cervix, anus, urethra, or throat. While some strange symptoms may be clear, it generally has no symptoms. Left untreated, gonorrhea can lead to infertility in both men and women. 600,000 men and women in the United States contract this disease each year. Q9 - Which event corresponds with the beginning of pregnancy, according to most medical and scientific texts? When the zygote (fertilized egg) becomes attached to the uterine wall. While there is conflict, many medical and scientific professionals consider pregnancy to begin when the quickly dividing zygote attaches itself to the uterine wall and begins to develop in an embryo. The embryo gives off hormones that signal the body to prevent the shedding of the uterine lining, thus preventing miscarriage. Despite this, about half of pregnancies are terminated this way before the women is even aware that she is pregnant. Q10 - Which fraction most accurately describes how many pregnancies in the United States are unintended? 1/2. 50% of all pregnancies occur from acts of sex not meant for conception. 40% of these unintended pregnancies will end in abortion. At least half of these women who chose to abort used some form of protection while having sex. Always use protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman11 10508 Report post Posted April 7, 2014 The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jrob4026 110 Report post Posted April 7, 2014 Wow who knew but I wonder if it's all for real? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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someguy 67067 Report post Posted May 21, 2014 The study of women's sexuality is relatively new in the grand scale of research history, but now science is finding statistics about it that make most women say, "Duh." Here are a few recent studies that might surprise some men. 1- Women Get Turned On By Other Women Women tend to become aroused by all sorts of erotica, including scenarios with men, men and women, and just women, which indicates a bisexual arousal pattern. This doesn't mean women all behave in a bisexual manner. Nor does it mean that your wife will be game to bring home the cute receptionist from her office for a three-way. It simply means that many women can be turned on by both thoughts or images of both genders. This is different from most straight men, who only become aroused by heterosexual erotica, and gay men, who mostly become aroused by homosexual material. 2- Women Who Think They're Hot Orgasm Easier Body image is connected to sexuality for women. Women who are more positive about their own genitals find it easier to orgasm and are more likely to engage in sexual-health-promoting behaviors, such as having regular gynecological exams or performing self-examinations. 3- Women Would Prefer You Cheat Women fear emotional infidelity from their partners more than physical infidelity, and men fear the opposite. That means long, lingering platonic lunches might drive your gal more crazy than knowing you had a one-time hookup. As for their behavior, women feel less guilt about a sexual affair than men. But they feel a lot of guilt about an emotional affair. 4- A Woman Can Be Wet And Not Mentally Aroused Women's brains can separate mental arousal from genital arousal. The two function separately. For instance, even if she is not mentally stimulated, a woman's body can have a physiological reaction to sex. (Thus the confusion of a few rape victims who experience a spontaneous orgasm during the trauma.) It's also how prostitutes can work without actually being turned on by their customers. And women can sometimes be mentally aroused and have trouble becoming wet and wild down below. 5- Women Feel Bonded After Sex In general, women have less ability to have a stand-alone physical relationship because their bodies release oxytocin during orgasm. Oxytocin, the female-bonding hormone, is also released during breastfeeding. For that reason, women sometimes develop feelings through sex even when they don't mean to. Yes, that's why you keep getting texts from that girl you casually hooked up with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted August 2, 2014 Men, on average, can maintain an erection for up to 40 minutes. On average, it takes a woman 20 minutes to achieve an orgasm from oral sex. A man gets seven erections per day on average; five of those occur in his sleep. Ejaculations have an average speed of 28 mph. The smallest erect penis of all time was 1 cm long. According to some surveys, 70 percent of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex. Approximately 1 percent of women can achieve an orgasm simply from nipple stimulation. Approximately 30 percent of women over the age of 80 are still sexually active. The word for sexual arousal obtained from intercourse with criminals is hybristophilia. Each year, approximately 11,000 Americans injure themselves trying out unusual and difficult sexual positions. On average, sex burns around 360 calories an hour. A man's beard will grow faster when he is anticipating sex. In 2004 a sex toy was introduced that, instead of running on battery power, could be plugged into a USB port. The Kinsey Institute reports that masturbation is twice as common for white-collar workers than blue-collar workers. Women with a Ph.D. are almost twice as likely to be interested in having a one-night stand as compared with women with just a bachelor's degree. Acrotomophilia is the term for being sexually attracted to amputees. Sex on average lasts for 15 minutes. According to a study from the Kinsey Institute, 75 percent of men reach orgasm within 3 minutes after penetration. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites