Fucking real advice

[Guest D***el B***e]

know when to fucking hold them

know when to fucking fold them

know when to fucking walk away

know when to fucking run

[Ice4fun 78407]

• Mind your own fucking business
  
• Make sure you are committed and give a Fuck
  
• Stand up for your fucking self
  
• Be a fucking man and look after your responsibilities.
  
• Don't fuck with other peoples lives
  

[Guest realnicehat]

Stop swearing so fucking much.

[qwertyaccount 15793]

Pay back the fuckin' money you borrowed... from me.

[CoolCucumber 2610]

And fucking learn how to spell "advice", for fuck's sake.

[Guest realnicehat]

Don't be so fucking critical.

[emiafish 30979]

If they can't take a fucking joke...fuck 'em!

[CoolCucumber 2610]

I used to fucking do drugs. I still do but I fucking used to too. Don't do fucking drugs, man. (I shouldn't have smoked that last spliff).

[Guest sil**tkn***t]

1. Wake the fuck up,Right the fuck now!

2. Rearrange the following words to make a well known phrase:Off. Right. Fuck.

[Guest S*rca****sid]

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fucking fooled again.

[qwertyaccount 15793]

A bit of advise: If anyone complains about your spelling, tell them to fuck right off because your spelling was fine, it's your grammar that was a bit off but who gives a fuck.

[CoolCucumber 2610]

I'll fucking advise you to spell advice with a fucking C.

[Guest realnicehat]

You fell victim to one of the classic fucking blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a fucking land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a fucking Sicilian when death is on the line"!

 

[CoolCucumber 2610]

When I reach 100 posts, fucking congratulate me in the General Discussion Forum.

[Guest realnicehat]

When I reach 100 posts, fucking congratulate me in the General Discussion Forum.

 

I thought you fucking retired. ;)

[Guest sil**tkn***t]

Continuing with the Princess Bride theme:

 

Mostly fucking dead is still slighty fucking alive, folks!

[CoolCucumber 2610]

I didn't fucking retire from being a smart-ass :)

 

I thought you fucking retired. ;)

[MightyPen 67414]

[samuel L. Jackson]

If a stone ain't got no moss, then get your ass to the bottom of the fucking hill and catch that rolling motherfucker!

 

Oh HELL no, don't sew no nine damn stitches! Just sew one fucking stitch IN TIME and that'll save you ALL those other fuckers!

 

What the FUCK do I want with your two goddamn bush birds when I got this one right here in my FUCKING hand?

[/samuel L. Jackson]

 

For bonus points:

 

An apple every fucking day keeps the damn doctor the FUCK away.

[Guest realnicehat]

[CoolCucumber 2610]

I'm going to TRY to reach 100 fucking posts tonight.

 

Do your fucking best

[CristyCurves 169032]

The best fucking advice I can give is - have some fucking fun and get fucked!

[CoolCucumber 2610]

Yeah, I'm too tired to reach 100 fucking posts tonight. Rome wasn't built in one fucking day...

 

I'm going to TRY to reach 100 fucking posts tonight.

 

Do your fucking best

[Guest realnicehat]

I'm going to TRY to reach 100 fucking posts tonight.

 

Yeah, I'm too tired to reach 100 fucking posts tonight. Rome wasn't built in one fucking day...

 

Nobody likes a fucking quitter :icon_mrgreen:

[CoolCucumber 2610]

Get yourself a real fucking nice hat...

[LeeRichards 177238]

Every new day means new opportunities.....to make mistakes and fuck things up....