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A bit of advise: If anyone complains about your spelling, tell them to fuck right off because your spelling was fine, it's your grammar that was a bit off but who gives a fuck.

 

No, I fucking beg to fucking disagree. I apologize for the passive-aggressive statement as well. No fucking insult is fucking intended.

 

We who are OCD, must fucking abide by the fucking rules of English, fucking grammar. The fucking spelling wasn't fucking correct in that context. The fucking, cocksucking word "advice" (and I apologize for introducing a new cuss word) is the correct fucking usage.

 

The fucking verb "gives" needs a fucking apostrophe after the fucking "s" to indicate a fucking plural possessive. The noun "who" implies plural whos, whoes, hows, hoes...ok, how the fuck do I spell plural "whos" godfuckingdamitt!?

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Must agree with Hat, the start of the thread covered all that needed to be covered. Liked it, should have stopped right there. However, we are all so fucking funny and fucking witty that we can't help but add our 2 fucking cents to the matter. Hope everyone has a nice fucking US turkey day and weekend.

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Well said ....... not AT ALL how I thought it would turn out. It is gone way past the point where I'm not thanking anyone anymore ...

 

The thread is all yours ...

 

 

 

This thread is the perfect example of a good idea gone fucking bad.

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Well said ....... not AT ALL how I thought it would turn out. It is gone way past the point where I'm not thanking anyone anymore ...

 

The thread is all yours ...

 

 

In retrospect it may have been better served as a post in the unhijackable thread but how could you have predicted that we would act like the silly immature internet fiends that we are.

 

On second thought, how did you not see this coming? ;)

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Haven't really followed this thread, sorry if some here are repeats

RG

 

 

 

10th - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

 

9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

 

7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

 

6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

 

5th - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

4th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

 

3rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

 

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963

And ... drum roll ...,,,,,..

 

 

The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....

 

 

"Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

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Haven't really followed this thread, sorry if some here are repeats

RG

 

 

 

10th - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

 

9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

 

7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

 

6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

 

5th - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

4th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

 

3rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

 

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963

And ... drum roll ...,,,,,..

 

 

The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....

 

 

"Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

 

 

That is fucking hilarious and genius!

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Haven't really followed this thread, sorry if some here are repeats

RG

 

 

 

10th - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

 

9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

 

7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

 

6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

 

5th - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

4th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

 

3rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

 

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963

And ... drum roll ...,,,,,..

 

 

The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ....

 

 

"Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009

 

Funny, before 2009 #1 was attributed to Bill Clinton. I guess the most recent celebrity fuck up is the funniest :)

 

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Funny, before 2009 #1 was attributed to Bill Clinton. I guess the most recent celebrity fuck up is the funniest :)

 

Well Clinton acted presidential about it LOL

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This was real fucking fun. Let's do it again real fucking soon.

 

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It has been real fun. This thread was great. See you in a few weeks.

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