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Guest M****ella's C****s (retire

My own personal saying

 

Why don't you run along and play hide and go fuck yourself.

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From The Movie Goodfellows

The word "fuck" is used 296 times, for an average of 2.04 fucks per minute. About half of them are said by Joe Pesci

 

From The Movie Casino

The word "fuck" is said 428 times, including in the narration - 2.4 times per minute on average. The film held the record for the most uses of the word until the release of Summer Of Sam (1999), which has a reported 435 uses. There are two other films that use it more as well; Gutterballs (2008 )at 625 and the documentary "Fuck" (2005) at 824

 

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Guest D***el B***e

I think I have created a fucking monster. I should have never started this fucking thread but this is turning into a lot of fucking fun!

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Guest c**io**m7

If it's a fucking joke on Wednesday, it's probably a fucking joke on Thursday too.

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Guest c**io**m7

Who the fuck knows why we do the fucking things we do...like Charlie Brown, we keep thinking we will get to kick the fucking ball even though we know Lucy is going to move it at the last fucking minute.

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Shut your Fuck hole!

 

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If you're too stupid to turn on a computer then go buy a fucken Mac.

Edited by RubJunky

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My apology!!! Here it is:

- Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker.

- Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

- Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.

- Motherfucking fuckers!

- Who the fuck do you think you are?

- Absofuckinglutely

- What the fuck just happened?

- Do ya Fuck on first dates?

- Unbefuckinglievable!!!

- Congratufuckinglations.

- She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots.

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Guest c**io**m7

I don't give a fuck what you think. Just shut the fuck up and fucking do it motherfucker before I fucking lose my fucking temper and go all fucking apeshit on your motherfucking ass.

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Guest Miss Jane TG

Don't fuck with Miss Jane!

This gurl is bossy and will put you in your place ;)

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