Fucking real advice

[Guest M****ella's C****s (retire]

My own personal saying

 

Why don't you run along and play hide and go fuck yourself.

[mahcus00 1137]

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen !"

 

-Sean Connery from The Rock

[Liv Waters 52361]

Fuck me large ;-P

[canuckhooker 19203]

Or one of my favourites from a movie I can't remember: We need to slip a .... over his head and fuck some sense into him.

[NotchJohnson 214123]

Just have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!

[roamingguy 300292]

From The Movie Goodfellows

The word "fuck" is used 296 times, for an average of 2.04 fucks per minute. About half of them are said by Joe Pesci

 

From The Movie Casino

The word "fuck" is said 428 times, including in the narration - 2.4 times per minute on average. The film held the record for the most uses of the word until the release of Summer Of Sam (1999), which has a reported 435 uses. There are two other films that use it more as well; Gutterballs (2008 )at 625 and the documentary "Fuck" (2005) at 824

 

RG

[Studio 110 by Sophia 150333]

Don't fucking smoke crack...Rob Ford...that includes you!

[qwertyaccount 15793]

Nobody likes a fucking quitter

 

Never fucking quit!

[Guest D***el B***e]

I think I have created a fucking monster. I should have never started this fucking thread but this is turning into a lot of fucking fun!

[Brad 49548]

[Jabba 18389]

I'm having a debate with myself about which actor drops the F-bomb better....

 

Samuel L. Jackson (Go to Fuck to Sleep!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADF4iY7KCk

 

or

 

Joe Pesci (Casino)

 

They are both great - I wish I had the F-bomb chops these guys have.

[Phaedrus 209521]

[cometman 35115]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9e3_1329678979

[roamingguy 300292]

[Guest c**io**m7]

If it's a fucking joke on Wednesday, it's probably a fucking joke on Thursday too.

[marriedbutnotdead 3844]

Merry fucking HO HO to you to

[roamingguy 300292]

 

And here's your Fucking Travel Guide

http://travel.aol.com/travel-guide/europe/austria/fucking-overview/

RG

[mrknh 141]

For fucking fans of fucking politics - nothing beats Malcolm fucking Tucker !

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlD8yy1XIY&list=RD2jtI7ez6Lsc

[Malena Parisi 5142]

In the words of Jenna Marbles ...... "Pipe the fuck down" Lol

[Guest c**io**m7]

Who the fuck knows why we do the fucking things we do...like Charlie Brown, we keep thinking we will get to kick the fucking ball even though we know Lucy is going to move it at the last fucking minute.

[RubJunky 1954]

Shut your Fuck hole!

 

Additional Comments:

If you're too stupid to turn on a computer then go buy a fucken Mac.

[Liv Waters 52361]

fuck it like you mean it...

 

(Can you tell what kind of mood I'm in today? Mmmm, demanding :)

[frank97500 18478]

My apology!!! Here it is:

- Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker.

- Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

- Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.

- Motherfucking fuckers!

- Who the fuck do you think you are?

- Absofuckinglutely

- What the fuck just happened?

- Do ya Fuck on first dates?

- Unbefuckinglievable!!!

- Congratufuckinglations.

- She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots.

[Guest c**io**m7]

I don't give a fuck what you think. Just shut the fuck up and fucking do it motherfucker before I fucking lose my fucking temper and go all fucking apeshit on your motherfucking ass.

[Guest Miss Jane TG]

Don't fuck with Miss Jane!

This gurl is bossy and will put you in your place ;)