T'was The Night Before Christmas...

[drlove 37204]

T'was the night before Christmas and all through Cerb, not a hobbyist was stirring, not even a mod...

[Emma Alexandra 123367]

T'was the night before Christmas and all through Cerb, not a hobbyist was stirring, not even a mod...

 

 

the stockings were bunched up and thrown on the floor.....laying in bed was a not so old whore......hehe

 

 

 

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[72Nova 116]

the stockings were bunched up and thrown on the floor.....laying in bed was a not so old whore......hehe

 

 

 

next line...

 

With I in my kerchief and .... in her cap,

I had just bent her over, and given her bum a nice tap.

 

:)

 

next...

[PistolPete 61421]

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from Emma's bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. There lied Emma with such a beautiful ass!

 

The moon LIGHT on the breasts of the new-fallen snow angel Emma

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, Pete was rock hard!

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature VIBRATING sleigh, Pete was going to now have his way, licking Emma and using the vibrator, that she would light up like Rudolph the reindeer .

 

With a little old driver, so lively and quick, the vibrator gave Emma quite a lick!

She knew in a moment it must be St Pete's... Dick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers HE came,

And Emma whistled, and shouted, and called them HIM by name yes Pete, more and more, yes Pete I love to handle your pistol! so we fucked away fucked away the night all! ..

 

 

hehehehehehe Merry Christmas , I got carried away! BUT pleasant dreams!

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

As she lay in her bed, thinking of her main stud,

Down the chimney Saint Nicholas came with a thud.

 

He had a broad face and a bulge low in his suit,

That shook, when he laughed, like a jolly salute.

He was chubby and plump, a right randy old elf,

And she laughed when she saw him, in spite of herself.

 

Dressed all in red latex, from his foot to his head,

He carried a sack of sex toys from his sled.

A new boxed massager he displayed like a tease;

The "Magic Wand" label made her weak in the knees.

 

His eyes, how they twinkled, as he oggled her nudeness!

His cheeks were like roses, his leering plain lewdness!

The drool from his mouth soaked his beard like a river,

As Hitachi-lust made her shudder and shiver.

 

As he uncoiled the cord and found a wall plug,

She squeezed Old Saint Nick with a hot lust-filled hug.

A wink of his eye and he said "Well, my dear,

Looks like I've brought you the right present this year!"

 

He whispered warmly, buzzing vibrator in hand,

"Naughty girl, now it's time for your reprimand."

He spoke no more word, but went straight to his work,

Til the fusebox blew out, as she twitched with a jerk.

 

"You're a very bad girl", Santa said in the dark;

"You draw too many amps, you've got too much spark!

With electricity out, our choice, I daresay

Is to finish this off the old fashioned way!"

 

So lastly with mirth and a mischievous look he

Drank all her milk and ... snacked on her cookie.

Then wiping his face from his beard to his nose,

Even as she still trembled, up the chimney he rose.

 

He sprang to his sleigh, gave a jolly wolf-whistle,

And away they all flew like a vibrating missile.

But she heard him exclaim, as she gave one last spasm,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all an orgasm!"

[Annessa 22743]

.....yet the lingering memories of the "presents" well "wrapped"

 

left a pain in the heart of the girl that was ...tapped ;-)

 

she awoke the next morn with a strong inhalation

 

"this Christmas will be the source this year of much masturbation!"

 

:-)