Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted January 12, 2014 Thought we could all use a laugh today - ( at the expense of us guys, of course!) :icon_wink: 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted January 12, 2014 So true, Moms certainly carry the weight of the family's needs. But fear not dad's, you are loved and needed:) We just show it in different ways. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *l**e Report post Posted January 12, 2014 some of us single dads out here have a different chart...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted January 12, 2014 some of us single dads out here have a different chart...lol You took the words out of my mouth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted January 13, 2014 A retired man went into the JobCenter in Downtown Toronto and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read, The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist.You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $84,000, and you'll have to go to Winnipeg. Good grief, it gets so cold there at this time of the year. Is that where the job is? No Sir. That is where the end of the line is right now. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest P*rry Report post Posted January 19, 2014 Three words you don't want to hear while making passionate love. Honey I'm home! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redskin44 3588 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 a young boy hears the word whorehouse on the schoolyard one day and asks his father the meaning of the word upon arriving home . the father , shocked by the question blurts out " its a place you go to have fun ! " the boy insists that they go , the father informs the boy he is too young . on the weekend the father has some friends over for drinks . remembering the question his son had he suggest that they all head out . unbeknownst to the men the young over heard them and decided to follow . after some time has passed the men make their way home and the boy decides to enter the whorehouse . he walks through the door and exclaims to the madame that he is there for a good time .the madame being a kind hearted quick thinking lady gives the boy three doughnuts and sends him on his way . the parents are nervous wrecks back at home wondering where their child could be . as he walks through the door they both run to him and ask where he has been ? the boy proudly exclaims " I was at the whorehouse ! " his parents taken-a-back utter " well .... how was it ? " the boy tells them " I handled the first 2 no problem , the third one I could only lick ! " 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest P*rry Report post Posted January 30, 2014 Environment Canada has issued a travel warning due to snowfall and bad road conditions. They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should ensure they have the following: Shovel Blankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gloves 24 hours worth of food De-Icer Rock Salt Flashlight with spare batteries Road Flares or Reflective Triangles Full gas Can First Aid Kit Booster cables I looked like a f**n' idiot on the bus this morning! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78407 Report post Posted January 30, 2014 You want a good laugh.... Google "Mrs Browns Boys" http://https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/hvideo-ak-prn2/v/t42/1519735_10151803635281781_610623005_n.mp4?oh=3130d225797fbbc8bcf2c2c7ab5b33d0&oe=52EBFA13&__gda__=1391201863_4f082053b01819b04266e3b9f267083c 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 This may be what you need to put a smile on your face - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P08B_lBUL0E 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redseductress 9358 Report post Posted February 17, 2014 It's the first day of kindergarten and the teacher decides to do taste association. I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver and you tell me what flavor it is, she tells the children. So she gives them all a cherry flavour and says What flavor is that? The whole class answers Mmmm that's cherry. Very good the teacher replies. So she gives them all a grape and they reply Mmm that's grape. Very good she says again. Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says OK I'll give you a hint it's something your mom might call your dad. Billy spits his out on the floor and yells Spit 'em out everyone they're ASSHOLES!' 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank97500 18478 Report post Posted February 17, 2014 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabsjr 736 Report post Posted February 17, 2014 One of the lovely ladies I visited recently gets credit for this one: Why is a woman's bum hole like a 9 volt battery? Because no matter how many times you've been told not to do it and no matter how wrong it seems....you are going to put your tongue on it. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted April 18, 2014 Found this on FB and then Youtube this morning - I can't stop smiling watching these videos. Enjoy, dog-lovers and yoga enthusiasts and the likes! :icon_biggrin: 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank97500 18478 Report post Posted April 21, 2014 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted June 23, 2014 Watching this video of Jesse put a big smile on my face -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Gentleman11 10508 Report post Posted September 20, 2014 This is one of the funniest call center stories I've ever heard of. Its a bit dated but still good. http://www.waynesthisandthat.com/response.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted January 8, 2015 I have to poop Smile for the camera Get off me, I'll do it myself This is your first time....right? You're almost as good as my ex! I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs! I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good! On second thought, let's turn the light off. But everybody looks funny naked! Do I have to pay for this? Actually, your sister 'likes" it like this What's your name again? Hold on, let me change the channel It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate Uhhh... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted January 27, 2015 Here's one at my own expense: I was with a great lady some time back, a lady I had seen numerous times in the past ... we often joked and we could tell each other very straightforward thoughts without taking offence. On this particular occasion, I was trying to pleasure her with my tongue but it just wasn't working. She looks at me and exclaims "You're fired!!!", and just then she turns to her night table and pulls out one of those electric humming contraptions, lol. She says to me, "Just watch" I did and it was great ... It was funny at the time, we both had a chuckle, and looking back I still think it was funny. It just happens that she needed a different kind of vibe!!! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
