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I've never managed to keep a new year's resolution in my life but always seem to make them anyway. So in that spirit, in addition to the usual lose weight, drink less ,etc., here's a few I won't be keeping for 2010:

 

a. Spend less time in my favorite strip clubs;

b. Don't complain about overpriced beer in same;

c. learn to not say yes to just about any pretty girl who asks I if want a dance;

d. not turn into total jello in the presence of brunettes, and

e. Spend less time on CERB.

 

:)

 

Hope everyone had a good time on New Year's Eve and all the best for 2010.

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Yaahh right!!

 

I had the same intentions yesterday and today I am already planning my next visit to Barb's to see my favorite brunette.

 

Some rules and resolutions are just made to be broken. Wishing you good luck with your resolutions. ;)

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I've never managed to keep a new year's resolution in my life but always seem to make them anyway. So in that spirit, in addition to the usual lose weight, drink less ,etc., here's a few I won't be keeping for 2010:

 

a. Spend less time in my favorite strip clubs;

b. Don't complain about overpriced beer in same;

c. learn to not say yes to just about any pretty girl who asks I if want a dance;

d. not turn into total jello in the presence of brunettes, and

e. Spend less time on CERB.

 

:)

 

Hope everyone had a good time on New Year's Eve and all the best for 2010.

 

Sure..see you at the Fax in two weeks...:-P..who can stay away from Madison?

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Lol Seymour -you caught me. I forgot to add the fine print that none of this applies to hotties like Madison, whom I am definitely resolved to see more of.

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