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Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.

 

Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.

 

Veronica: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

 

Brian: You know, desire smells like that to some people.

 

News Station Employee #1: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

 

News Station Employee #2: Smells like Bigfoot's dick!

 

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Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

 

Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?

 

Brick: The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?

 

Veronica: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

 

Brick: That's it.

 

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Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

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From the TV Series "Married with Children"

 

Peg: Al, what are you thinking?

Al: If I wanted you to know what I was thinking I'd be talking to you.

 

My favourite:

 

Al to Peg, when Al finds out that Peg is taking their dog Buck to a female veterinarian to get fixed: "what is she going to do, nag him until they fall-off?"

 

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Guest jake_cdn

Jaws

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

 

League of Their Own

"There's no crying in baseball"

" Rogers Hornsby called me a talking pile of pig shit ... and my parents were in the stands"

 

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

"Ahhh Juicy Fruit"

 

Chalie Chaplin's Gold Rush

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I stumbled across this one tonight. Chastity was so cute in this. (Who would have believed at the time she would undergo gender reassignment surgery in her 40s).

 

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Guest jake_cdn

Superbad on breast reduction ...

 

"It is like slapping God in the face for giving you a wonderful gift"

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