Biggest SP turnoffs?

[sexy bbw vero 425]

For some people it's a turn-on. yummy mummy :wink:

 

even if the mummy don't have a yummy tummy?! lolll

[Guest s******ecan****]

Maybe LVP's (low vol providers) can PM me.

 

 

But you said earlier in the post that it was "none of your business and unlikely to be answered truthfully", so how does a PM help?

 

The fact is the vast majority of well established ladies (if not all) strive to see as few clients as possible. As etasman pointed out you haven't even defined what you mean by low volume.

 

For me I'm not as concerned about how many clients a lady sees as I am about how seriously does she look after herself. Again the vast majority of well established ladies do.

[VikkiBlue 100]

For me...the usual such as B.O. that continues even after the mandatory shower...cheese not on a cracker...bad breath...

 

But most of all...pushing their luck by doing things that have already been advised as NO NOs. I always say...Im not a handpuppet.

[iluvmuffins 1764]

Yes, I know the policy on CERB is to not post anything negative, but since you asked, and hopefully some will see these comments and it will help both client and provider in the end.

 

- This one can partially be my fault, but I guess I thought since the ad is in English, the provider could speak English. I've had to end what otherwise was a great relationship because we simply didn't speak the same language. Were all adults here, and this is the sex industry, but it's nice to talk together at times. I mean our comprehension of each other was almost zero!

 

- Please, please, please turn the communication devices to vibrate, or better yet turn them completely off! I'm not referring to the long slim devices that vibrate....they can remain on. :)

 

- Not hearing the question "have you cum yet?" would be nice.

[poolasaurus 5877]

Being late

Lying about your age

Talking about your spouse or kids

Ringing cell phones

Heavy cigarette or perfume smells

Smokers cough

 

 

 

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[Luckyme 41401]

I know this thread is about two years-old, but I think my opinions are still valid.

 

- unpleasant or unwelcoming attitude

- less than ideal hygienic condition with body odor and not offering a shower for both

- room smells of cigarette smoke

[swampgas 838]

Wow, all this stuff really happens eh! I've been thinking about seeing my first FS SP. I'll be sure to research and select one of the well review ladies on this site.

[Studio 110 by Sophia 150333]

I would imagine that it would be a mood kill for an SP to treat you merely as a wallet rather than Gentlemen! I always try to make the mood to feel as a date not a "john"! But a person, not a transaction.

[roamingguy 300292]

Lets see

After a month and half in planning, lady shows up, says she is having her period, so no full service, but everything else is ok...well think about it, daty, don't think so

Incall to another lady's place, and she wanted (well so did I) me showered first. Should have bottled body wash or pre-wrapped soaps to use, she had a bar of used soap...who knows who else used it

RG

[2bigalow2 2938]

I would say not calling when you are going to be more than 10 minutes late.

[daddio 2704]

This is indeed a long running post. I'm not sure that PMs are sufficient to avoid disappointment for the SP or provider. Face to face communication is the final answer but open communication pre-contact will go some way to minimize chances of disappointment. For example, a telephone conversation, after checking the CERB recos, can go some way to establishing a level of comfort. Obviously, it's not foolproof but if either party is not completely comfortable with the conversation each of them can exercise some judgment in deciding whether to meet.

[Katherine of Halifax 113932]

Since this is an old thread and some of the ladies have answered I'd like to add my biggest turn off.

 

A gent that is looking for romance and a true GFE that does not bother to shave his face. I have pale sensitive skin and even wind can irritate my face. If you wish for kissing and intimacy please take the five extra minutes to shave.

 

I just can't kiss you and if you are not freshly shaved so you have two choices.

 

1 No kissing which I hate and if you are looking for a GFE you will hate the date as well.

 

2 Shave with the fresh disposable razor I am happy to provide to you.

 

Beards are not a problem as the hair is soft and does not tear my face.

 

I have been scratched and irritated by five oclock shadow and the result is a very ugly and sore face for days. Not nice at all.

[Guest *ig*a**]

My question is what are some turn offs for sp's?

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[Luckyme 41401]

My question is what are some turn offs for sp's?

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See post #117, there's a link to the thread that will answer your question.

 

Here is it -

 

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=22566&highlight=turn+offs

[Guest *ig*a**]

Thx my friend.

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[Luckyme 41401]

You're welcome, bigdawg. Glad to be of help.

[Guest]

 

Incall to another lady's place, and she wanted (well so did I) me showered first. Should have bottled body wash or pre-wrapped soaps to use, she had a bar of used soap...who knows who else used it

RG

 

I wouldn't be to harsh on this girl. I know when I first started out again. I was working out of hotels. I always had to chaise after the room service for extra towels, soap and well things needed for the room. I didn't think I had to worry about this. Sometimes they do not give you enough soap or towels. Things that should be replenished everyday. Things a escort shouldn't have to worry about when renting a hotel room. I know I lernt the hard way only being stuck with the bar of saop I have used.

 

You learn fast about stuff like this. Now I always make sure to have lots of body wash, towels and extra sheets.

[roamingguy 300292]

I wouldn't be to harsh on this girl. I know when I first started out again. I was working out of hotels. I always had to chaise after the room service for extra towels, soap and well things needed for the room. I didn't think I had to worry about this. Sometimes they do not give you enough soap or towels. Things that should be replenished everyday. Things a escort shouldn't have to worry about when renting a hotel room. I know I lernt the hard way only being stuck with the bar of saop I have used.

 

You learn fast about stuff like this. Now I always make sure to have lots of body wash, towels and extra sheets.

 

Peachy

This incall was her condo, not a hotel, and she wasn't new to the business, she was an experienced SP. If she was new and it was a hotel I wouldn't be harsh, but an experienced SP in her own condo, she should stock it up right

But your point is taken

RG

[backrubman 64800]

Peachy

This incall was her condo, not a hotel, and she wasn't new to the business, she was an experienced SP. If she was new and it was a hotel I wouldn't be harsh, but an experienced SP in her own condo, she should stock it up right

But your point is taken

RG

 

I always bring my own soap. But in the case of an in-call I have a clear expectation there will be a clean bath towel. In fact, a touring SP recently mentioned to me that she never allows the housekeeping staff to enter her room for the entire duration of her stay, no matter how long it may be and does all housekeeping herself. She does get extra fresh sheets, towels and supplies from them and always changes the bed linen to absolutely fresh, making up the bed herself before an appointment and when you think about it, I think that is kind of neat.

 

They (housekeeping) only spend 10 or 15 minutes at it, I could tell she does a better job than they would and it's appreciated.

 

Similarly, if it is an out-call to my suite I do probably spend an hour making sure everything is as perfect as it can be.

[crankF 12893]

The following experiences have caused me to leave or non-repeat:

1)Lady has massive cold sore, but refuses to do a CBJ when asked nicely

 

2)Starting at 30 min. point of 1hr. session asked repeatedly, 'Are you going to be able to come?'.

 

3)Lady books another apt. on cel. during cowgirl

 

4)In driveway when I arrive, she's so wasted she forgot I am booked. Then realizes she's locked out of apartment(lost key).

 

5)Not even offered baby wipes to do quick after clean-up

 

6)After digit-play, fingers smell like a sun ripened catfish that's been on the dock for a few days.

 

7)This last one is not bad enough for non repeat, just annoying: Turn off the damned tv... Looking at Peter Griffin's scrotum-like chin is not an aphrodisiac!

[Cleo Catra 178382]

I wouldn't be to harsh on this girl. I know when I first started out again. I was working out of hotels. I always had to chaise after the room service for extra towels, soap and well things needed for the room. I didn't think I had to worry about this. Sometimes they do not give you enough soap or towels. Things that should be replenished everyday. Things a escort shouldn't have to worry about when renting a hotel room. I know I lernt the hard way only being stuck with the bar of saop I have used.

 

You learn fast about stuff like this. Now I always make sure to have lots of body wash, towels and extra sheets.

 

I always check in to a hotel with a suitcase full of towels, body wash, shampoo, and sheets. While I'm not a high-volume provider, the 2 towels the hotel gives are definitely not enough for me, and my clients, to be kept clean! And only a few hotels even have nice soap. There are a few where I definitely take the soaps home to use because they're nice, but I always have body wash for my gentleman callers.

[Phaedrus 209521]

I know when I first started out again. I was working out of hotels. I always had to chaise after the room service for extra towels, soap and well things needed for the room. I didn't think I had to worry about this. Sometimes they do not give you enough soap or towels. Things that should be replenished everyday. Things a escort shouldn't have to worry about when renting a hotel room.

 

Er... why should they worry about this? Hotels have rules about multiple-occupancy in rooms, and I see no reason why they should provide soap and towels for more people than they allow. And they can't (officially) cater to a SP seeing multiple clients without being prosecuted... at least, not yet :)

 

Sure, we all break the rules, but when we do it's up to us to work around the limitations involved.

[Guest]

I always check in to a hotel with a suitcase full of towels, body wash, shampoo, and sheets. While I'm not a high-volume provider, the 2 towels the hotel gives are definitely not enough for me, and my clients, to be kept clean! And only a few hotels even have nice soap. There are a few where I definitely take the soaps home to use because they're nice, but I always have body wash for my gentleman callers.

 

I agree with you completely. I learnt pretty fast that I needed my own soap, towels and sheets. The ones they provide are just not enough. Even for a low volume escort. It is one of those you learn as you go things. At least it was to me.

 

I wouldn't be to harsh on this girl. I know when I first started out again. I was working out of hotels. I always had to chaise after the room service for extra towels, soap and well things needed for the room. I didn't think I had to worry about this. Sometimes they do not give you enough soap or towels. Things that should be replenished everyday. Things a escort shouldn't have to worry about when renting a hotel room. I know I lernt the hard way only being stuck with the bar of saop I have used.

 

You learn fast about stuff like this. Now I always make sure to have lots of body wash, towels and extra sheets.

 

It is up to the escort to provide the essential products to ensure everyone's clean. I assumed the towels and soap provided would be enough for sessions. I was wrong and I learnt pretty quickly.

 

Er... why should they worry about this? Hotels have rules aboutin rooms, and I see no reason why they should provide soap and towels for more people than they allow. And they can't (officially) cater to a SP seeing multiple clients without being prosecuted... at least, not yet :)

 

Sure, we all break the rules, but when we do it's up to us to work around the limitations involved.

 

I will have to disagree with you. It is room services duty to provide fresh towels(they usually give you 3), soap, shampoo, everyday unless stated otherwise. Some hotels state that they do not clean the room everyday and they charge you for clean towels, soap, ect to be brought to the room. Others just have it in the the room fee.

 

The thing about that is I usually saw clients when the room service was cleaning the rooms. So I either had to chaise them down after or I would have to skip the room service for the day. You learn pretty quickly to bring your own products.

 

Some days room service would assume I was not getting my room cleaned because I had missed the days before and I had to remind them to come and clean my room. It is just easier to bring your own stuff and clean your own room, less hassles

 

I think having visitors are different than multiple-occupancy in rooms. They are there for a short visit not overnight. But no it is not their duty to take care of your visitors.

 

Peachy

This incall was her condo, not a hotel, and she wasn't new to the business, she was an experienced SP. If she was new and it was a hotel I wouldn't be harsh, but an experienced SP in her own condo, she should stock it up right

But your point is taken

RG

 

Oh, this is a different situation all together. Yes it is important to keep products stocked. It's good to have some understanding to escorts who are new to the business or new to hotels.

[roamingguy 300292]

Er... why should they worry about this? Hotels have rules about multiple-occupancy in rooms, and I see no reason why they should provide soap and towels for more people than they allow. And they can't (officially) cater to a SP seeing multiple clients without being prosecuted... at least, not yet

 

Sure, we all break the rules, but when we do it's up to us to work around the limitations involved.

 

I'm finding that some hotels have notes in them for customers staying a few days to hang their towels up. If they wish to have a clean towel throw the dirty ones in the bathtub so housekeeping knows. They also say that beds will be remade but with the same sheets. It's not all hotels, but some do it

 

Oh, this is a different situation all together. Yes it is important to keep products stocked. It's good to have some understanding to escorts who are new to the business or new to hotels.

 

All I can say is I'm understanding. If I was any more flexible they'd call me gumby LOL But this lady was and is an experienced SP, she should have known better. But for a lady new to this lifestyle, well we were all newbies at one time.

 

An afternoon rambling

RG

[Katherine of Halifax 113932]

I have never had an issue with getting all I need in hotels and even more. I do my own cleaning and just ask the staff for towels, soap, mouthwash etc. I know all the staff in most hotels, they think I travel with my husband on buisness and I am just a silly lady of leisure.

 

I tip them well and they are thankful its a room they don't have to deal with.

 

When I leave the room I always make sure any towels are in one convenient spot and I even strip the bed.

 

Win, win for all.