Cerb Olympics

[Guest s******ecan****]

Hey all

 

In the spirit of the upcoming gamesapalooza I thought we could offer our own Olympic events with a bit of a cerb twist ( or at least insinuation)

 

Perhaps I'll get mine out first by mentioning my personal favourite

 

The pole vault ;)

 

[Mutau 2516]

How about the luge down the very fine creamy butt cheeks of the sexy ladies!

[Loki318 1631]

Triatholon = 3 sog; or 4 Some or; 3 in one night

 

Biatholon = 3some...

 

Loki

[Guest *o****ea****t]

tonsil hockey

 

:boobies: boobsledding :boobeyes:

[Guest *o****ea****t]

muff diving :cooter:

 

handjobball :handjob:

[Guest *o****ea****t]

clean n jerkoff :jackoff:

[Guest s******ecan****]

Greco-Roman(brothel) Wrestling

[Andee 220524]

tonsil hockey

 

:boobies: boobsledding :boobeyes:

 

Boob sledding - priceless!

[daddio 2704]

Sorry, but the olympics leave me cold.

 

I used to love the Olympics - but it's no longer about sporting achievement, it's about corporate greed and money and commercialism.

 

I admire the athletes but I despise the Olympic corporate police (OOc and VOOC) who clamp down on everything that may in the slightest way infringe on what they claim to be to Olympic copyright.

 

Fuck them.

[antlerman 17064]

Artistic and rythmic bed gymnastics

 

I am damned if I can find anything with kleenex

[Cato 160314]

I've posted some pics of hot Olympian Victoria Pendleton (UK cycling gold medalist) in the RHAG social group area.

[GHT 798]

I'd like to compete in the sex marathon.

 

Start at 9AM, visit one SP after another until I get to 26 or run out of gas more likely.

 

Looking for sponsors.

[Guest s******ecan****]

How about the "breast stroke"

[NotchJohnson 214123]

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=bccfcc24b4&view=att&th=126bd4595c1fc1df&attid=0.1&disp=attd&zw

I don't want to ruin this tread but this is to be seen (funny and sad ).

 

Finger skating

[omehgosh 736]

Pole vault.

[Guest s******ecan****]

Pole vault.

 

Taken in the 1st post of the thread my friend8-)

[omehgosh 736]

LMAO - sorry! I was so excited about my very witty response to your thread I obviously didn't make it to the end of your post! My bad :oops:

 

Back to the drawing board... :sad:

[omehgosh 736]

Figure skating?

[Cato 160314]

 

Aussie Torah Bright

[ThisOneWorks 4707]

Well my favorite is during curling when they yell:

 

"HURRY . . . HARD . . . HARDER . . . . HURRRY!!!!!"

[Andee 220524]

Sorry, but the olympics leave me cold.

 

I used to love the Olympics - but it's no longer about sporting achievement, it's about corporate greed and money and commercialism.

 

I admire the athletes but I despise the Olympic corporate police (OOc and VOOC) who clamp down on everything that may in the slightest way infringe on what they claim to be to Olympic copyright.

 

Fuck them.

 

I tend to agree with you about the real Olympics, but we're just having some fun here talking about CERB Olympics....

[Cato 160314]

 

Here she is, my favorite Olympian: Victoria Pendleton, UK medalist in cycling.

[Annessa 22743]

I've been known to experience once or twice the feeling of olympic toe- curling hehe ;-)

[Guest s******ecan****]

Instead of snowboarding how about "headboarding"

[daddio 2704]

I tend to agree with you about the real Olympics, but we're just having some fun here talking about CERB Olympics....

 

You are right Angela - sorry for that - the real Olympics ain't fun any more.

 

In the meantime - let the games begin!!