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I have never liked some of this industries acronyms. I find them to be very misleading. Not to mention, some what degrading to the SP's. IMHO...

 

  • FS = Full Service - what! am I getting gas for my car?
    - How about changing it to = Foreplay & Sex.
  • SF = Self-Service - What? Am I putting gas for my car?
    - What it really means is masterbation.
  • BB = Bare Back - meaning no condom.
    - How about Breast & Body.
  • Cowgirl = Woman on top.
    - It used to be called Female Superior Position.
  • Petting - rarely if ever used any more.
    - Used to be foreplay (kissing, cuddles and caressing).


 

Since Cerb is Canada wide. Maybe we can come up with Canada specific acronyms and terms.

 

Just a thought...

 

Please share your thoughts and comments.

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far as I know those terms (except for SF/SS??) are accepted across Canada and in other parts of the world.

 

Sex Professionals work across the globe, having a uniquely Canadian set of acronyms would be confusing IMO.

 

I don't find anything degrading about the terms you've mentioned, and they are fairly self explanatory or easily google searched.

 

Don't fix it if it ain't broke!

 

:D

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Don't fix it if it ain't broke! :D

 

I agree... a great deal of clear information gets communicated with these simple acronyms.

 

Now we might want to add a few more....lol

 

CCG - CERB Certified Goddess

LNC - Loves Newfoundland Clients

 

Lol

 

Just my opinion

 

 

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I've always wondered why 'pearl necklace' got changed to russian.. if it was for a 'dressing' .. let's at least choose a white one.

 

I dislike sp=service provider.. as it just makes me think of isp. internet sp.

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I have never liked some of this industries acronyms. I find them to be very misleading. Not to mention, some what degrading to the SP's. IMHO...

 

  • FS = Full Service - what! am I getting gas for my car?

YES sorta....Gas and a tune-up ! When she is on top she is jumping to the pump and doing the work.... in missionary you are changing her oil and your a workin baby !!! ;)


  • - How about changing it to = Foreplay & Sex.
  • SF = Self-Service - What? Am I putting gas for my car?
    - What it really means is masterbation.
  • BB = Bare Back - meaning no condom.
    - How about Breast & Body.
  • Cowgirl = Woman on top.
    - It used to be called Female Superior Position.
  • Petting - rarely if ever used any more.
    - Used to be foreplay (kissing, cuddles and caressing).

Since Cerb is Canada wide. Maybe we can come up with Canada specific acronyms and terms.

 

Just a thought...

 

Please share your thoughts and comments.

 

My bad....

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How About

 

CGOTD Cerb Goddess Of The Day

 

KCC Kissing Cuddling Conversation

 

WCNOBGTSH Would Crawl Naked Over Broken Glass To See Her

 

MMWITK Makes Me Weak In The Knees

 

LBMAM Likes Bald Middle Aged Men

 

A few made up ramblings

 

RG :-)

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How about:

TPOTMLFS - Takes Pity on Toronto Maple Leafs Fans lol

 

GSG - Go Sens Go...... lol

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I've always wondered why 'pearl necklace' got changed to russian.. if it was for a 'dressing' .. let's at least choose a white one.

 

I dislike sp=service provider.. as it just makes me think of isp. internet sp.

instead may I suggest DF, dream fulfiller

 

or EXP, extreme pleasure provider

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I've always wondered why 'pearl necklace' got changed to russian.. if it was for a 'dressing' .. let's at least choose a white one.

 

I dislike sp=service provider.. as it just makes me think of isp. internet sp.

 

I have also seen ASP = Adult Service Provider.

 

An ASP is also the brand name for a Police Officer's expandable baton.

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