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I am so glad I posted this thread!!!!

I am getting to know which ones of you make for a passionate affair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mponkeys are on the top list!!!!! who else?

I am a fillie and I love to make love!!!!!!!!!!!

Tracie:bddog::bddog::bddog::bddog::bddog::bddog::bddog:

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Monkey's and horse's on top? No love for the pigs I say!

 

Why can't people just come out and yell from the rooftops, "I'm a pig fucker and I love it!"? And with a picture of this on a t-shirt:

 

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Monkey's and horse's on top? No love for the pigs I say!

 

Why can't people just come out and yell from the rooftops, "I'm a pig fucker and I love it!"? And with a picture of this on a t-shirt:

 

 

 

I agree, where is the pig love?!

 

Pig fuckers unite!

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love! Here is to us Pig fuckers as Erin puts it!:bowdown::mrgreen::butt:

 

I agree, where is the pig love?!

 

Pig fuckers unite!

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Chinese zodiac

 

The Year of the Ox 1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009

 

The Year of the Ox Persons born in the Year of the Ox are diligent, patient and rather remain silent. They are consequent and reliable as friends. But they are easy to irritate and tend to be stubborn and obstinate. Best matches are persons born in the Year of the Snake, the Rat or the Cock.

 

My best match is a snake or a cock ... guess I'm doing it wrong 0.o

D-rats ..

 

Bwahaha I had too, I'm so sorry :razz:

 

Stubborn..Check

Diligent .. Check

Patient ... Triple Check

Silent... eh can go either way

Consequent.. Depends on which definition

Easy to irritate AND patient, seems sort of contradictory...don't you think?

Obstinate... say what? (someone please explain, seriously)

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Snake swallows rat *ahem* *ahem*

 

I know speech from the first Survivor....

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love! Here is to us Pig fuckers as Erin puts it!:bowdown::mrgreen::butt:

 

Hey Pete, you wanna mud wrestle? In the nude of course ;)

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Hey Pete, you wanna mud wrestle? In the nude of course ;)

 

That would be only way to wrestle with a lady, totally nude babe!;-) After you win by submission:bjs:,we can have pillow fight:69:

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You've come a long way you pig fuckers - time to get out of the closet - here's a "news" item from way back:

 

DID HE OR DIDN'T HE?....This story may or may not be true, but legend has it that during one of Lyndon Johnson's congressional campaigns he decided to spread a rumor that his opponent was a pig-fucker. LBJ's campaign manager said, "Lyndon, you know he doesn't do that!" Johnson replied, "I know. I just want to make him deny it."

 

My personal recollection is that the above story came from the gonzo journalist but Hunter S Thomson.

 

But, I could be wrong.

 

Monkeys are seldom wrong mind you.

 

I'm just glad I'm a monkey.

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I'll get in on this....I am a horse apparently. As for the other signs....depends on the horoscope, some say I am a Scorpio...others say I am a Libra. Apparently they call this on the cusp? They also say that we take traits from both signs. Meh...who knows.

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Just to throw this in for what it's worth, because the Chinese New Year doesn't correspond to the Western one, people born in January or February have to check when Chinese New Year fell in their particular birth year to determine their sign.

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Meh...who knows.

 

I was born a libra, and a fire sign. Maybe that explains my temper? :lol: One thing I do know, you and etasman2000 are so damned funny in chat, have me in stiches! :-D

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