CERB is like a strip club

[belladonna 279]

the regulars, the guys that come in everyday, everyone knows them, they are the respected VIP members.

 

the lurkers, they visit the club once and awhile, but never really get to know anyone.

 

the 'high rollers', they participate, but they are always in the 'champagne room'. They see CERB as a place to hook up, not to socialize.

 

the newbies, they don't know about much, they don't know the rules, at this point they have to make a good impression. Just like in a club, they have to earn their trust. The newbie can become any of the above.

 

The bartenders, the bouncers, the managers, they're the MODs. They'll kick out whoever is drinking to much, or causing drama.

 

Heheh... :rolleyes:

[A***** A***** 510]

Interesting look at it :)

[Mister C 1725]

I'd like a lap dance please. Oh right....I'm in Nova Scotia. No contact here. :(

[mod 135640]

That actually is a interesting theme... maybe I should change my name to "The Bouncer" lol...

[jg24 3708]

I will install the Cameras and monitor them

[A***** A***** 510]

That actually is a interesting theme... maybe I should change my name to "The Bouncer" lol...

 

:sm185: Yup, now that would be funny!

[whatsup 11893]

That actually is a interesting theme... maybe I should change my name to "The Bouncer" lol...

 

I think of you as the One Eye in the Cerb Sky. :-P when I look at your avatar .

[buggernot 588]

Meh, I find cerb a helluva a lot more interesting than any strip club. I can get hammered for cheap, smoke cigs wherever, yell at my computer screen, and whip my dick out whenever I want. Try that shit at a peeler joint.

[NatalieWood 6427]

I'd like a lap dance please. Oh right....I'm in Nova Scotia. No contact here. :(

But you can pay to watch them take a shower! Same thing, right? hehehe. Man was my mind blown when I left the Maritimes.

[Annessa 22743]

I'd like to think that the ladies have each other's backs WAY more here on CERB tho than in a strip club ;-)

[Mister C 1725]

But you can pay to watch them take a shower! Same thing, right? hehehe. Man was my mind blown when I left the Maritimes.

 

Exactly. I moved here from Ontario and I also spent some time in Quebec so I am very spoiled. Ralph's Place just doesn't compare.

[Mikeyboy 27133]

Exactly. I moved here from Ontario and I also spent some time in Quebec so I am very spoiled. Ralph's Place just doesn't compare.

 

I miss Montreal...Ralph's is no comparison. Our strip club laws are a joke here in NS! What's the point?

[Victoria Banks 21899]

I'd like to think that the ladies have each other's backs WAY more here on CERB tho than in a strip club ;-)

 

I like to think that too :roll:

[capitalman 3861]

Pretty catty eh? I like a good cat fight though! We should have a CERB mud wrestling evening! I'd pay to go see that.... :)

 

 

I like to think that too :roll:

[Apex2006 1071]

Pretty catty eh? I like a good cat fight though! We should have a CERB mud wrestling evening! I'd pay to go see that.... :)

 

 

I second the motion! Then we can watch them shower! :razz:

[capitalman 3861]

Having met you, I'd have to say it's done you good and you've learned about blowing quite well! :)

 

 

Man was my mind blown when I left the Maritimes.

[capitalman 3861]

Likewise with the men. In a strip club a guy takes a girl in the back and comes out to questions from his buddies,

 

"So is she good? Was that fun!? What's she like?"

 

and the guy just shrugs it off and acts all macho and tells you to go try her yourself.

 

But here on CERB we will tell each other like it is, we help and warn and don't seem to get too jealous. YMMV though.

 

I'd like to think that the ladies have each other's backs WAY more here on CERB tho than in a strip club ;-)

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Who is going to be in charge of the jello wrestling? I'll be the "Cocktail" or should I say the "Cocktease" waitress. And I will be on shift until 5 pm today.lol. And you'd better tip me well for swaying my big bossom in your face. Haha.