Can Any SP or Hobbiest Beat This One?

[Soleil Sublime 38108]

The following is a true story.

 

Client walks in, exchanges pleasantries and asks if I have any spray. Spray? I ask. 'Yeah, for the bathroom,' he replies. 'Um, uh yeah, it's behind the toilet.' Great. So this guy is going to take a dump just moments before I am to give him oral. F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S. But it gets worse. Because I hear it. Plop, whish, plop plop. He left the door open! Now I'm holding in my vomit. He flushes the toilet, only to come back without washing his hands! And claims he doubt it all went down. Huh? Apparently, he'll have to go back before he leaves to make sure he gets it all down with a second flush. Now how's that for foreplay? I think we need a puking Smilie for this one.

[v*****m*n 220]

some mothers do have them

[E.D. man 691]

Take him in the shower and wash him!!!!!

[mrgreen760 37785]

Yikes!! Makes me feel a dream boat right about now :p

 

Peace

Mr Green

[renegade 11027]

should add it in this section as well-I hope the tip was massive-lmfao-some peoples kids !!

[jg24 3708]

Dont let the door hit you on the way out

[Soleil Sublime 38108]

Take him in the shower and wash him!!!!!

 

 

Of course I did! But that wasn't in line with the grossness factor of the story, so I left it out.

[jman47 233]

The following is a true story.

 

Client walks in, exchanges pleasantries and asks if I have any spray. Spray? I ask. 'Yeah, for the bathroom,' he replies. 'Um, uh yeah, it's behind the toilet.' Great. So this guy is going to take a dump just moments before I am to give him oral. F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S. But it gets worse. Because I hear it. Plop, whish, plop plop. He left the door open! Now I'm holding in my vomit. He flushes the toilet, only to come back without washing his hands! And claims he doubt it all went down. Huh? Apparently, he'll have to go back before he leaves to make sure he gets it all down with a second flush. Now how's that for foreplay? I think we need a puking Smilie for this one.

 

Hello Soleil,

 

Somehow you just gotta laugh.:sm185:

 

Fortunately no, I cannot beat that one. Seems you are either born with class, aquire ir early in your upbringing or never have any at all...unfortunately for you , you found someone in group 3.:rolleyes:

 

Anyway...try to keep having fun,

 

jman47

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

... I think we need a puking Smilie for this one.

 

[antlerman 17064]

well...consider it that he provided a real Husband Experiance..........hehehehe...

 

Seriously......that is just plain......well....rude.....

[TracieGold 282]

Manners are something unknown for some people....he could have stop at the gas station....and on top of it does not wash his hands.........Jeeppers.....didn't you put him under the shower for a bit?....bless you darling, you have the manners.....big hug!

Tracie G.:oops:

[NotchJohnson 214136]

Your story made me laugh out loud, even if I think it was rude of him to do so. I would have stopped at a gas station before and done my business there and then would have asked you if I could take a shower before beginning anything.

[OldBuck 1074]

I got a bit nauseous myself just reading about your experiences. Less maners than a billy goat and a hell of a lot less foreplay!

[Victoria Banks 21899]

Eww.. What a pig with poor Mannerisms ..

 

Couldn't he of went somewhere before the encounter?

[A***** A***** 510]

Dayummmmmm is all I can say, you poor lady, geez some peoples lack of manners!:x

[Ava Foxx 1747]

I have 2 stories, yes 2, that can beat yours but they are too vile to share publicly :(:(:( .

 

UPDATE: I PM'd the details to Soleil. I'm pretty sure that she can vouch that my stories are pretty gross...lol!

[NotchJohnson 214136]

Sorry I thought this was the brown shower thread.........my bad. Why did he have to go and do that? :confused:

[clancy 142]

WOW, now that is just gross!

Did he say "Mommy I`m done :fes: you can come clean me now"?

[A***** A***** 510]

I have 2 stories, yes 2, that can beat yours but they are too vile to share publicly :(:(:( .

 

UPDATE: I PM'd the details to Soleil. I'm pretty sure that she can vouch that my stories are pretty gross...lol!

 

I thought I have seen and heard it all, but I guess you beat me to it ava:lol:

 

My most "interesting" moment was when a client was cutting up a rock with his COSTCO card, and sniffing it with a 20 bill:|

[capitalman 3861]

Come on!!! Let's hear them!!!

 

I have 2 stories, yes 2, that can beat yours but they are too vile to share publicly :(:(:( .

 

UPDATE: I PM'd the details to Soleil. I'm pretty sure that she can vouch that my stories are pretty gross...lol!

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

Ava...you are a tease! Now we are all just dying to find out exactly how vile!

[A***** A***** 510]

Ava...you are a tease! Now we are all just dying to find out exactly how vile!

 

 

I know, I am, curiosity killed the cat eh? :bddog:

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

I am working my way to my 7th life....only 2 more to go....SAVE ME!:boobies:

[A***** A***** 510]

I am working my way to my 7th life....only 2 more to go....SAVE ME!:boobies:

 

Same here, after all the trouble I have gotten into in this life time, 9 is coming up pretty darned fast:lol:

[Soleil Sublime 38108]

Out of respect to our wonderful Ava, I will not disclose her horror stories. However, I will say she beat me. HANDS DOWN! :bowdown:

Thanks for making me feel better Ava!