Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted November 3, 2014 So from time to time I find myself saying something that just completely turns out to be dirty! Like.... I like my meat with the bone in! or at the mechanics.... Is that all inclusive? What have you said lately that makes you laugh on the inside while no one knows why? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *Ste***cque** Report post Posted November 3, 2014 Dirty mind? Do you mean like when I ask my wife in front of the check out clerk at the grocery store "Do we have enough toilet paper for all this food?" or would you mean when we're out for dinner and I say to the waitress that my wife doesn't really care for meat but she sure likes the bone? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted November 5, 2014 At the restaurant ordering chicken and I asked the waitress what size are her breasts, meaning the chicken breast not hers. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman11 10508 Report post Posted November 5, 2014 Come again? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted November 5, 2014 At the lumber yard, I asked for sheets of plywood, the young girl behind the counter asked me what kind and I said "tongue and groove", and she was not aware it existed. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fr33yay0 1172 Report post Posted November 5, 2014 I made burger meat the other day, girl asked if she could try one... I said jokingly, I would love to have my meat in her mouth. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaved 3174 Report post Posted November 5, 2014 I was at Farm Boy getting something for lunch. The young girl asked me if I'd like a DUO !! I asked her who is the other one? She looked at me blankly then smiled !! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted November 5, 2014 There was a skittles commercial ...forget how it went but the punch line was... Taste MY Rainbow! lol Usually was.... taste THE rainbow....lmao I was shocked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterat 20911 Report post Posted November 5, 2014 Working retail and an attractive young woman walked up seeking my help: "Have you got a sec?" she asked. "I've got lots of secs" I replied. She smiled appreciatively. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pegged 130 Report post Posted November 12, 2014 With the new chip cards, there's always a snicker when I hear "Insert it in the bottom" when paying for merchandise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted November 12, 2014 With the new chip cards, there's always a snicker when I hear "Insert it in the bottom" when paying for merchandise. That is golden!! Oh my gosh, I am laughing for like 10 min now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaved 3174 Report post Posted November 14, 2014 Here is one where I work 2 cashiers share the same cash "top and bottom drawer". One of the Ladies I work with said to me I like being on the top !! I looked at her I said that OK by me. She smiled !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted November 14, 2014 I was giving a hand massage today, the he had a ring on, so I said, Ohh I better not pull to hard or it might slip off! Instant giggles! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honey Man 12759 Report post Posted December 1, 2014 asked my ex in the grocery store, She loved to eat cucumbers. So in front of some people innocently I asked her "Has that cucumber gone soft if so do you need new one" as I held up one of those long English cucumbers 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted December 12, 2014 Made schnitzel for my first time last night, my phone rang and the person asks me what I was doing.... " Well I am giving my meat a good pounding" I say, well of course we brook into hysterical laughter! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted December 13, 2014 Ok! Here I go with another one ... Do you have a dirty mind? Invagination!! ... know what that is? Aww come on now, give it a try ... think hard, I know you know it ... you're just about there ... Invagination is simply the process of putting something inside something else (and in particular, a sword into a scabbard), or else is the proper name for turning something inside out. So if you say I'm going to invaginate that mother fucker, you're really referring to a sword! lol lol So then what would be the opposite of invagination? You got it ... The opposite is called evagination!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honey Man 12759 Report post Posted December 13, 2014 Pretty sexy looking waitress comes up to the table and says "do you want to eat this" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted February 5, 2015 Do you have a dirty mind? If I tell you "stop jaculating"! what am I telling you? lol ... Oh stop that, you have a dirty mind ... to jaculate, is the act of throwing around or hurling suddenly, as in a dart or a javelin, lol lol gotcha!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helena D'Orville 33237 Report post Posted February 5, 2015 "May I introduce you?" I think that in French it is even worse: "Est-ce que je peux m'introduire?/Vous introduire?". I even avoid to say these sentences... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrredhell 120 Report post Posted February 5, 2015 "May I introduce you?" I think that in French it is even worse: "Est-ce que je peux m'introduire?/Vous introduire?". I even avoid to say these sentences... Mia, This is one of my favorite... When people use it in French such as: permet moi de t'introduire Mia.... I usually think: we'll that's gonna hurt ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
olderguy 5797 Report post Posted February 5, 2015 I had an employee that had fallen and struck her head on some ice. The next day when she came to work I asked "how's your head", to which she responded "my boy friend has never complained". I'm told that I blushed. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted February 5, 2015 At Red Lobster, the waitress was bringing plates for the waitress who took the order to the table next to us and she asked the patrons, "I have crabs", moment of silence, "who ordered crabs?". 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helena D'Orville 33237 Report post Posted February 8, 2015 Mrredhell, I just read your post and laughed so much! Aren't you pretentious a bit ;-) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Canuck 5347 Report post Posted February 8, 2015 A little bit tongue in cheek but I once told a delivery person "You can put it anywhere you like it." Didn't really catch on to after they were gone, so I had myself a good laugh. Lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toklat77 4616 Report post Posted February 8, 2015 A female anchor on a local TV station asked the weatherman on air about some nasty weather that was supposed to come in over night. She said, "Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised last night?" Needless to say, the weatherman and the male anchor completely lost it for a few minutes and the female anchor wanted to crawl under the desk! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
