someguy 67067 Report post Posted November 8, 2014 With the new requirements for no sexual offerings in ad's for this Bill C36 law. What about something like this type of ad? Fantasy Catering Service Private Exotic dining Eat in / Or at your place. Private, couple or group offerings Many Oral delicacies Greek Salad specialty. Finger Looking good food. Multiple helpings offered All you can eat Great Food Experience Service is clean and hygenic and Safe. Health Inspected regularly Food that will blow your mind. Booking in advance is recommend. Let's see what other food industry wording that we can come up to replace the standard menu offerings. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted November 8, 2014 I am not a shawarma. lol I know you have good intentions but I think there are ways to describe a rendezvous that sounds more eloquent than comparing one's self to food. I really think there will be a change with the new law and steering away from being viewed as an in/out drive thru express menu. Providers are really going to have to brainstorm and being able to describe themselves that does not refer to anything explicit. They are really going to have to sell themselves and not in the way that one would think. This means describing qualities about themselves that does not necessarily infer anything sexual. There are ways around it and I'm thankful that I have a good way with words. lol. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SassiesWorld 12587 Report post Posted November 8, 2014 lol cute .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted November 8, 2014 :66189-iconsex-teaba:chug: :tongue: I am not a buffet. Someguy, I'm sure your intentions were honourable with starting this thread, but we are trying to move away from menu style advertising. What you are proposing would turn us into a smorgasbord. But nice try. As Sassie said "cute". 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacectryguy 12547 Report post Posted November 9, 2014 I am actually somewhat happy that the "menu" is something we are going away from. I know that some guys are really particular about what they want and don't want and need more info but for me, it's just not that important. I think guys may have to see a lady for a 30 minute "coffee date" or whatever (not in public) and find out if the fit is right. Perhaps seeing what she offers or restrictions in person but my suggestion is to just go with the flow and not be worrying about those little details. There is a lot more to a great sexual encounter than the acronyms or the little details. We all need to quit treating this as if we are driving up to a hooker stroll picking up a streetwalker for a .. in the parking lot. These ladies invest heavily in putting a classy ad and/or website out there for us and we need to appreciate that and give them the courtesy and respect that goes with that. I'm not being a "white knight" here either. Just simply saying that we need to stifle the little brain and start working more on our ability to read and our deductive reasoning skills. I think most of us are pretty good at it when we apply ourselves. As for the food comparisons, it could be fun just in chatting and fooling around (while we are behind closed doors) but beyond that, not so much. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted November 9, 2014 Take a perusal of CERB, menus are gone in the recommendation section. Both in the template section and also in the content of a recommendation. That includes past pre C36 recommendations Getting rid of one menu isn't an invitation to create a new menu. C36 sucks, no question. But lets adapt so we can continue to partake in this non exploitive mutually beneficial lifestyle. A rambling RG 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted November 9, 2014 Personally, I am avoiding any sort of "menu". As it says on my site: I am a whole woman who can't so easily be quantified and to boil our experience down to a 1 -10 rating and a handful of letters is really doing our time together a great disservice. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted November 9, 2014 Gentlemen, next time you go to a restaurant (or see an SP), I suggest the following: -Chef's Mystery Creations-5 course meal or Chef's Mystery Creations-8 course tasting menu with flavored sherbet in between courses to cleanse your palate. To this day, this has always been my favorite selection, in or out of a restaurant! :) Cheers to exploration, adventure and discovery! 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trucido peritus lingua 2699 Report post Posted November 9, 2014 Once experienced, jello says it all. Who needs a menu? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted November 9, 2014 Once experienced, jello says it all. Who needs a menu? Haha! lol Now I'm craving it, once again! What flavor will it be this time around?? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted November 9, 2014 (edited) Sorry, I did not mean to compare women with food lol I was trying to show how you could pretend to be a private caterer and use the same terms in the restaurant business to convey the same meanings as some escorting terms. Just for fun :) Edited November 9, 2014 by someguy 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C*****tte Report post Posted November 9, 2014 The only acronym I am fond of is YMMV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
igab 5629 Report post Posted November 9, 2014 Gentlemen, next time you go to a restaurant (or see an SP), I suggest the following: -Chef's Mystery Creations-5 course meal or Chef's Mystery Creations-8 course tasting menu with flavored sherbet in between courses to cleanse your palate. To this day, this has always been my favorite selection, in or out of a restaurant! :) Cheers to exploration, adventure and discovery! I remember sharing a wonderful 5 course meal with you some time ago. We had a lovely evening of elegant dining...yes folks we were dining! Then a more romantic evening...ah nostalgia! ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites