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I am Now Officially Celebate Re: C-36

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I congrats everyone one their new celibacy pledges. I do hope that from now on, people only engage in coitus for the purposes of procreation to create more Conservative voters.

 

I just want to use this opportunity to welcome all of you to the celibacy club. I have always been a member, and all my previous posts were a ruse in an attempt to gain trust and infiltrate this devilish organization.

 

Vote Cons for 2015, ensuring butt secks for another term!

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It has been found that the more people pledge to be celibate, the less likely they are to succeed. People taking virginity pledges very rarely actually stay virgins.

 

You are all doomed to experience celibacy failure!!!

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It has been found that the more people pledge to be celibate, the less likely they are to succeed. People taking virginity pledges very rarely actually stay virgins.

 

You are all doomed to experience celibacy failure!!!

 

Well following that logic I will now be pledging my celibacy daily in the hope I fail Daily.

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The Conservatives will be legislating an HST amendment making procreation activities as a taxable benefit.

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