Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted November 9, 2014 Any white knights from the Conservative party? lol. I'm sure a lot of us "need to be saved". Rolling eyes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piano8950 32577 Report post Posted November 10, 2014 I congrats everyone one their new celibacy pledges. I do hope that from now on, people only engage in coitus for the purposes of procreation to create more Conservative voters. I just want to use this opportunity to welcome all of you to the celibacy club. I have always been a member, and all my previous posts were a ruse in an attempt to gain trust and infiltrate this devilish organization. Vote Cons for 2015, ensuring butt secks for another term! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FunValerie 8573 Report post Posted November 10, 2014 It has been found that the more people pledge to be celibate, the less likely they are to succeed. People taking virginity pledges very rarely actually stay virgins. You are all doomed to experience celibacy failure!!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78407 Report post Posted November 10, 2014 It has been found that the more people pledge to be celibate, the less likely they are to succeed. People taking virginity pledges very rarely actually stay virgins. You are all doomed to experience celibacy failure!!! Well following that logic I will now be pledging my celibacy daily in the hope I fail Daily. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted November 10, 2014 The Conservatives will be legislating an HST amendment making procreation activities as a taxable benefit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted November 12, 2014 Celibacy? I'm in!!! Additional Comments: ... I'm out! Repeat if necessary, in, out, in ,out, in, out..... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78407 Report post Posted November 12, 2014 Personally I don't think Celibacy is worth a good fuck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites