Victoria Banks 21899 Report post Posted May 28, 2010 LOL Old Dog you're too funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bucken 1479 Report post Posted May 28, 2010 So OD, is it true that an 'Old Dog' can't learn new tricks? Or does it just take the right teacher? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted May 28, 2010 Lost: ear piece can't hear my wife complain anymore Lost: sock came home with only one. Found: hair piece (wig) please contact me by pm with description to claim Found: White boxer shorts with skid marks inside. Lost: Strap on 12" lost between 5pm and 10 pm on Friday, please call ASAP needed for next appointment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 29, 2010 So OD, is it true that an 'Old Dog' can't learn new tricks? Or does it just take the right teacher? Old Dog does just fine, thank you very much. ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted May 31, 2010 and another Ad... My bum has gone flat, my boobies have fallen, but with prices this low, no doubt you'll be callin'!!!!! I love this. I may use it when I'm 80! Any ladies need some new tools? Willing to pay twice your rate in Canadian Tire money! I love shopping at Canadian Tire! I would take that deal :) I'll give this a shot.. ads.. I lost my dentures. Specials on gum jobs til I find them! I have a yeast infection. Like beer? you'll love this! All you can eat buffet! I have hemorrhoids today. Specials on rimming so long as you use icecubes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted May 31, 2010 Need Help! OK my sister is now an SP, if I see her is it still incest or does the fact that it is now a "professional" relationship make it an "arms length" transaction? Cletus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 31, 2010 I have a yeast infection. Like beer? you'll love this! All you can eat buffet! Carrie you are a goof!!!! When I started reading this I was thinking flour, weinies and a warm place to bake 'em... do it yourself POGOs! Oh... now I have to think of more.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted May 31, 2010 I am a total goof.. but I'm not nearly as good at this stuff as you or Angela. I'm better in person once we're bouncing stuff off of one another. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted June 1, 2010 I am a total goof.. but I'm not nearly as good at this stuff as you or Angela. I'm better in person once we're bouncing stuff off of one another. Ohhhh that can be interpreted in soooo many ways. Hehheheheheehhe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted June 1, 2010 I am a total goof.. but I'm not nearly as good at this stuff as you or Angela. I'm better in person once we're bouncing stuff off of one another. That's because we are quick thinkers and the synergy builds up and gets your motor going... BTW, did you know Old Dog and I are neck-in-neck for a tie to one-up each other in the CERB improv club - We excel in different categories I can type faster than him, thus getting my point across quicker, but he can hallucinate better than me, so I can't compete quite as well on the Timothy Leary scale. Stay tuned for more..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted June 1, 2010 You guys are hillarious! Thanks. Additional Comments: My contribution... "I'm retiring....seriously I mean it this time....I won't be back (for at least a week)" "Warning: Bait & Switch - CL girl using Playboy photos but was actually a pornstar" "Question for the guys: do I look fat?" "Does GFE mean BBBJ? No stupid, it means Girl Friend Experience, notice the letters? BBBJ means Bare Back Blow Job" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted June 1, 2010 BTW, did you know Old Dog and I are neck-in-neck for a tie to one-up each other in the CERB improv club - We excel in different categories I can type faster than him, thus getting my point across quicker, but he can hallucinate better than me, so I can't compete quite as well on the Timothy Leary scale. It's not an hallucination, it's an alternate reality that exists only in my wee world!!!! Now for more.... Question for SPs... "If I cum too fast, will you clean my place for the balance of the hour?" Question for everyone... "Does D&D free mean that I won't get a chance to show off my Dungeons and Dragons collector cards?" Ad: "My place is a mess, and I am covered with dirt, but for 25 bucks I will take what you squirt!!!" (hmmm maybe I did see this on CL...) Ohhhh... I am far from done..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted June 1, 2010 May not be as funny as the comedians...AngeleofOttawa and Old Dog but my fantasy How much extra to give you a pedicure with the polish of your choice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted June 1, 2010 How much extra to give you a pedicure with the polish of your choice! Never underestimate the power of MEG!!!! Now if we give you a pedicure and polish, can we toejazzle??? (wow... then they could truly call you twinkle toes...) ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted June 2, 2010 Ad: "My place is a mess, and I am covered with dirt, but for 25 bucks I will take what you squirt!!!" (hmmm maybe I did see this on CL...) Ohhhh... I am far from done..... I think I saw that one too! You said you were far from done.. sooooo next! come on funny man! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted June 2, 2010 I'm not really a toe/foot fetishist but I'd be into painting toenails....it's like braiding hair or brushing it for a girl....something sexy about it all. May not be as funny as the comedians...AngeleofOttawa and Old Dog but my fantasy How much extra to give you a pedicure with the polish of your choice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted June 2, 2010 Question for SPs: Barter proposal... 1 hour for me, accordion lessons for you??? AD: Is your fantasy to have more than one girl at a time??? Then I am the girl for you!!!!!!!! Okay... I am really only one girl, but when I am off the meds I am told I am at least 14 different people... I am Sybill, your multiple personality disorder SP!!! Call 555-1234 (ooooh, but if you get Lucifera, hang up quickly... I am told she is crazy!!!) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted June 2, 2010 I love shopping at Canadian Tire! I would take that deal :) I'll give this a shot.. a HAH! You're so predictable, Carrie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted June 2, 2010 Question for SPs: Barter proposal... 1 hour for me, accordion lessons for you??? AD: Is your fantasy to have more than one girl at a time??? Then I am the girl for you!!!!!!!! Okay... I am really only one girl, but when I am off the meds I am told I am at least 14 different people... I am Sybill, your multiple personality disorder SP!!! Call 555-1234 (ooooh, but if you get Lucifera, hang up quickly... I am told she is crazy!!!) good ones! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted June 11, 2010 "Guys before you visit an SP wash your stinky asses please and thank-you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted June 11, 2010 haha.. along that same line here's one: I don't offer rimming but I do have a bidet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Scarlett 25073 Report post Posted June 11, 2010 Question for SPs: Barter proposal... 1 hour for me, accordion lessons for you??? AD: Is your fantasy to have more than one girl at a time??? Then I am the girl for you!!!!!!!! Okay... I am really only one girl, but when I am off the meds I am told I am at least 14 different people... I am Sybill, your multiple personality disorder SP!!! Call 555-1234 (ooooh, but if you get Lucifera, hang up quickly... I am told she is crazy!!!) I am still laughing! This ad is hillarious!:sm185: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bucken 1479 Report post Posted June 11, 2010 Hey Cap, I'm with you on this one. Nothing better, the soft touch of a ladies hair sliding through your fingers. :) I'm not really a toe/foot fetishist but I'd be into painting toenails....it's like braiding hair or brushing it for a girl....something sexy about it all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omehgosh 736 Report post Posted June 11, 2010 Question for SP: Can I pay With change? Question for SP: Can I pay with change if it's rolled? I'm thinking of taking up pimping, interested ladies please contact me. Poll for the guys: How big is your little buddy? 9" + 6" to 9" I was in the pool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted June 11, 2010 Question for SPs: Does anyone offer daycare? Question for SPs: If I spend all my money with you, can you drive me home after? AD: Guaranteed unrushed gir............zzzzzzzzzzz..........lfriend experience..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... I am wai................zzzzzzz......ting for you!!!! Call Narcolyp............ zzzzzzzzzzz.......tic Nancy....... zzz ......today! Question for all: My SP fell asleep while she was giving me oral, should I be concerned? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
