Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted May 29, 2010 Was just visiting with a client and after sex our conversation turned to all sorts of things.. and then the HST.. when out of my mouth popped. Handjob sales tax. We laughed.. got me to thinking.. any other ideas for a name for this new tax?:butt: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wpg2010 203 Report post Posted May 29, 2010 Human Sexuality Tax Volume discounts available. Discounts also for regions of the country where there is less than average amount of sex. You only pay on climax.:jackoff: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 29, 2010 Now this is a challenge!!!! The Hairy Sack Tax... you must pay if the grooming is not up to standard The Horny Spaniard Tax ... collected when Bolero or any Flamenco music is played in the background The Homer Simpson Tax ... Doh! The Havarti Swiss Tax ... paid immediately if any part of you smells like cheese The Handsome Suave Tax... $1000 just for looking so good.... The Have to Spit Tax ... when swallowing is just not an option... The Historical Sex Tax... Paid when your fantasy involves cavewomen, Marie Antoinette, flapper girls or Eleanor Roosevelt The Hidden Socks Tax ... paid upon discovery that the package is not what was advertised. Carry on.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted May 29, 2010 Old Dog.. I knew I could count on you for some good ideas!:motion: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted May 29, 2010 The HST was introduced in Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and Newfoundland on 1 April 1997. When the concept was first proposed, it was called the "Blended Sales Tax" (BST), but everyone called it the BullSh** Tax. This popular disrespect prompted it to be re-branded as the "Harmonized Sales Tax" instead. Of course, then everyone just called it the HorseSh** Tax. (not that there's anything wrong with taxes ...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **ng***1 Report post Posted May 29, 2010 That's hilarious. You know that if they could get it..... they would try. :sm185: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted May 29, 2010 Personally I hate taxes..we are so over taxed, and I agree with WIT..HORSESHIT TAX...Oh how much extra (tax) to need to pay at the gas pumps for gas???, personal taxes don't get me started on that one...clothes and food and then the Horseshit tax is on top that. YES I HATE PAYING TAXES..sorry a little rant of taxes, since I had to pay the Feds again this year-PRICKS.. BTW I just fired my accountant, cause he was over charging me and taxing me as well! Sorry Carrie, did not mean to hijack your thread :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BownChickaBown 4829 Report post Posted May 29, 2010 I am sure it won't be long before guys have to PPS (Pay Per Stroke) :-( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted May 30, 2010 Sorry Carrie, did not mean to hijack your thread :) No problem. I hate paying taxes too! I like horseshit tax.. good name for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lehua768 100 Report post Posted May 31, 2010 This popular disrespect prompted it to be re-branded as the "Harmonized Sales Tax" instead. Of course, then everyone just called it the HorseSh** Tax. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214120 Report post Posted May 31, 2010 My MP said that it was a good thing to have the new HST, he mentioned that on average we would only pay $150.00 a year more on gas. And any family getting less then $160 000 a year would be getting $1000.00 back on their income tax. So I told him that I had to see this to believe it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omehgosh 736 Report post Posted May 31, 2010 Bwah ha ha! The Handsome Suave Tax... $1000 just for looking so good.... Don't mention this one in front of antlerman - The Homer Simpson Tax ... Doh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jg24 3708 Report post Posted May 31, 2010 Hot sex tax hot sperm tax horny squirting tax Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 31, 2010 a few more.... The Hamster Storage Tax - our own tribute to the Richard Gere legend The Horrendous Singing Tax - when even a bucket won't help you carry that tune The Ham Sandwich Tax - nothin' special, it's just a ham sandwich. The Hanging Salami Tax - when a guy has more than his fair share of sausage I keep thinking... and it scares the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted June 2, 2010 The Homer Simpson Tax ... Doh! wait a minute here!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted June 3, 2010 wait a minute here!!!!!!!! Yup... Homer is being taxed... but consider the whole big story. Homer is being taxed, but so are ham sandwiches. Ham, as we know comes from a pig. A pig also produces bacon... and we all know that bacon is God's greatest gift to humankind, ever. So your association with Homer makes you closer to God, you are kinda like a modern messiah... sorta. Consider other similarities. You like SPs. The last messiah also liked an SP. Coincidence??? Nooooo. You call yourself Antlerman. Break down the word. Antler. Hmm. What has antlers? Why yes, yes you are right, reindeer. And who do the reindeer hang out with?? That's right, Santa. And when does Santa come around?? That's right, on the day we celebrate the messiah's birthday. Another coincidence??? We think not. Now the man part... well we know that some of us "men" consider ourselves God's gift. Who are we to argue??? Another messiah coincidence... can't be. Noooooo. So Homer being taxed?? It's all good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted June 3, 2010 Yup... Homer is being taxed... but consider the whole big story. Homer is being taxed, but so are ham sandwiches. Ham, as we know comes from a pig. A pig also produces bacon... and we all know that bacon is God's greatest gift to humankind, ever. So your association with Homer makes you closer to God, you are kinda like a modern messiah... sorta. Consider other similarities. You like SPs. The last messiah also liked an SP. Coincidence??? Nooooo. You call yourself Antlerman. Break down the word. Antler. Hmm. What has antlers? Why yes, yes you are right, reindeer. And who do the reindeer hang out with?? That's right, Santa. And when does Santa come around?? That's right, on the day we celebrate the messiah's birthday. Another coincidence??? We think not. Now the man part... well we know that some of us "men" consider ourselves God's gift. Who are we to argue??? Another messiah coincidence... can't be. Noooooo. So Homer being taxed?? It's all good. OMG...that is the one of nicest things any one has ever said to me.............next to "I think I came".....heheheheh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted June 3, 2010 Just a little tip out there for those who have taxes complicated enough to justify having an accountant. CCRA is not liable for errors made by their employees relating to tax advice, information etc. In other words if you file based on information you recv'd by calling or talking to one of their employees and the information is wrong, you will still be on the hook for any penalties or interest that results. You will not have any recourse by saying "well I called your tax line and they told me....." However if your taxes are prepared by an accountant and they make an error you can sue them for the penalties/interest. So make sure your accountant is reputable and has some assets (use a firm, or at least someone who carries Errors and Omissions insurance) since sueing them is of no benefit if they have no way of paying you. Personally I hate taxes..we are so over taxed, and I agree with WIT..HORSESHIT TAX...Oh how much extra (tax) to need to pay at the gas pumps for gas???, personal taxes don't get me started on that one...clothes and food and then the Horseshit tax is on top that. YES I HATE PAYING TAXES..sorry a little rant of taxes, since I had to pay the Feds again this year-PRICKS.. BTW I just fired my accountant, cause he was over charging me and taxing me as well! Sorry Carrie, did not mean to hijack your thread :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
