Weird/funny questions you've been asked by a potential client/â??â??

[YoungBeautyMirella 5600]

hahaha

The funny thing about this is he was dead serious and when I said nicely that he should look for someone more in his budget(which is a slim chance lol) he proceeded to text me some more saying that he will see me for 100 less than my set donation (clearly I did not respond lol)

[LisbethNova 5627]

hahaha

The funny thing about this is he was dead serious and when I said nicely that he should look for someone more in his budget(which is a slim chance lol) he proceeded to text me some more saying that he will see me for 100 less than my set donation (clearly I did not respond lol)

 

That's really terrible! Any debate about my donation is such a turn off and seriously hurts my mojo! Clients need to understand that is the number 1 insulting thing!!

[YoungBeautyMirella 5600]

I agree! Not the best first impression!! Simply do not contact a lady if her rates are too high for you. There is nothing wrong with having a budget but it is rude to try to 'bargain' with us girls. What some do not know is that with every 1 or 2 that may try to bargain there is the rest that will happily give what is required and a little extra sometimes! Imagine if we said oh it's new years so give me 100 more :P That wouldn't be too nice :D hehehe

[gwengrail 4621]

I just had a client email saying he's a student and that he only has $60 Lol

 

Poor guy.

[Phaedrus 209521]

Boxing Week special?

 

Sure. Hold on a second while I get the gloves... :)

[Genevieve Marceau 68000]

Do you have urinary incontinence problems? I don't like when a lady constantly have to use the restroom during the session.

 

 

[YoungBeautyMirella 5600]

lmao that one is funny

[peacectryguy 12547]

I just had a client email saying he's a student and that he only has $60 Lol

 

Poor guy.

You should tell him that he can get a skin mag and a box of baby wipes and still have enough left over for lunch and a couple beers. :handjob:

 

Additional Comments:

The worst one I ever heard was from a lady I was visiting one time. She said the guy started with the whole negotiating thing and when she said no way, he informed her that he gets all the ladies he wants without paying because he is youthful, good looking and well-endowed. She asked him why he was calling an escort and he got really mad and started insulting her. I guess you all can guess what the rhetoric was. I've actually heard similar stories from other ladies in the biz too. Kinda sad when you think about it.

[waterrat 1261]

As a kid, I lived in the centre of a large city and school was out in the 'burbs (fresh air and all that). The bus ride was an hour and then there was 15 minutes by subway. In the evening, the direct walk to the subway was through an area where ladies met their customers. The ladies liked to have fun at our expense, but that was just good sport. One day a new boy walked ahead and started a conversation with one of the ladies. He came back to me with an excited smile on his face. "She wants 100F, that is too much for me. What if we both chip in 50F?"

Even at that age, I understood that this would not work. However, it took some time to explain that a twosome would probably cost more, not less.

[CristyCurves 169032]

I can't think of any funny ones lately but I have been surprised at the number of men who are still asking openly sexual questions. From here and elsewhere. Even with all that's posted, on the news and discussed. Many still appear comfortable asking if I provide this, that or the other thing, how much for.... and what do I get.

[YoungBeautyMirella 5600]

Me too! I find I'm getting asked even more questions like that now more than ever. Perhaps some are not aware, I'm thinking..

[alix turner 100]

I was once asked if I would bring a pair of old shoes, they didn't have to be feminine just well worn, that the gentleman could buy from me and keep after our session.

 

I have one pair of old shoes that I keep in the best condition possible because they are awesome, limited edition and near impossible to replace at this point. Someone else can have them when they remove them from the feet of my cold dead body (but I'd rather be buried in them)

 

He didn't seem to understand that I wasn't going to be selling any footwear. I felt bad turning him down, but at least I still have my shoes.

[roamingguy 300292]

I can't think of any funny ones lately but I have been surprised at the number of men who are still asking openly sexual questions. From here and elsewhere. Even with all that's posted, on the news and discussed. Many still appear comfortable asking if I provide this, that or the other thing, how much for.... and what do I get.

 

I've noticed the same thing, and not questions to ladies of course, but some posting still wanting a board that spells out explicitly what a lady provides...and this is from members who do know what the current law is. Then there have been some ladies who's websites, ad posts and profiles still have contained the alphabet soup of acronyms. This new law sucks, I'll be the first to say it. But until the law is overturned there are restrictions. on what can be posted and can't. Nothing wrong with seeing a lady for time and companionship, just don't be explicit when contacting the lady or in your recommendation of her after an encounter...unless of course you want to risk getting charged under the new law

 

Now strange questions...well when I first embarked on this lifestyle a couple ladies asked me if I was married and why I was seeing companions.

For a first time date struck me as kind of personal, and one of those questions that if I asked a lady the equivalent (imagine if a guy asked a lady if she was married and why she became a companion) what a major faux pas that would be.

 

RG

[olderguy 5797]

"Now strange questions...well when I first embarked on this lifestyle a couple ladies asked me if I was married and why I was seeing companions.

For a first time date struck me as kind of personal, and one of those questions that if I asked a lady the equivalent (imagine if a guy asked a lady if she was married and why she became a companion) what a major faux pas that would be."

 

 

I have been asked that question many times RG. Not sure why I was asked, but I never found the question intrusive or offensive.

[roamingguy 300292]

"Now strange questions...well when I first embarked on this lifestyle a couple ladies asked me if I was married and why I was seeing companions.

For a first time date struck me as kind of personal, and one of those questions that if I asked a lady the equivalent (imagine if a guy asked a lady if she was married and why she became a companion) what a major faux pas that would be."

 

 

I have been asked that question many times RG. Not sure why I was asked, but I never found the question intrusive or offensive.

 

Maybe it was the way it was asked...seemed more prying and personal than an attempt to make conversation.

 

RG

[Guest D***el B***e]

I just had a client email saying he's a student and that he only has $60 Lol

 

Poor guy.

 

For 60 bucks he should be entitled to the penguin walk. That's when you invite him over, take the 60, drop his pants to his ankles, wait for him to get "hard", and just walk away ... He's going to be after you, walking like a penguin!!!! lol lol lol

[peacectryguy 12547]

I gotta say that I lmao at some of the stuff posted here. As for the explicit stuff in texts from clients, it is pretty sad that they are so clueless about the communication part of the law but I have noticed that a few ladies out there haven't changed much either. Not the more prominent and reputable ladies, mind you. I have this somewhat perverse hobby of perusing the CL and BP ads just to see the worst of the worst. A guy never knows where the next great funny idea might come from. :icon_rolleyes:

[YoungBeautyMirella 5600]

This guy has a very nice temper lol

He asked me a whole list of stuff and I responded saying I do not answer questions like that but respect/cleanliness/kindness goes a long way when seeing me.

He responded saying this exactly: You're a slut but cant talk about sex? wtf?? Please leave my town and get a job besides spreading your legs. go back to Europe!!!!

 

That escalated quickly LOL

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

This is from a few years ago. "Hello, you're so pretty. Will you marry me?"