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New Biz...Labial Readings...I'll tell your future

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I've always been somewhat psychic, but could never quite find the right medium in which to practice. Well,now I've found it;

Through a thorough examination of your inner and outer labia, I can tell your future. This is way more personal than palm reading, tarot or crystal balls, so it is much more detailed. Trust me, my attention to detail is impressive.

Groups welcome!!

 

I see great things in my future!!

 

(bahahahahaha...

yes, I have too much time on my hands today.)

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The thing is, you'll have to come up with more than one reading. "You're going to have an orgasm in the near future" is great for the first time or two (or few) but after a while, they'll catch on.

 

Whether they'll care is another matter entirely :)

 

Also, I wish I'd thought of this first.

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This is way more personal than palm reading, tarot or crystal balls, so it is much more detailed.

 

I'm not sure I understand why you would need the labia reading gimmick if you have "Crystal balls".... just saying

 

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Labia are to be worshiped, fondled, caressed .... " and definitely moistened " ....

 

I think we all need to take a shower now! :oops:

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