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Once a guy arrived with a big painting in his hands, pretending (might be true) that he had done it himself, and wanted to pay me with this painting. We had a bit of a discussion, and reminded him what our agreement on the phone was, so he left... with his painting. No, thanks!

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Once a guy arrived with a big painting in his hands, pretending (might be true) that he had done it himself, and wanted to pay me with this painting. We had a bit of a discussion, and reminded him what our agreement on the phone was, so he left... with his painting. No, thanks!

 

Was it the one on velvet of the dogs playing poker.... that one is a keeper lololol

 

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I have told this story here before on CERB in some thread but I will tell it again because it was in fact a first meeting...

 

A few years ago I was meeting a lady for the first time and if I am honest I was pretty nervous...

 

I though I had everything pretty well covered... shower... shaved... card with a donation in it... I was set. But like I said I was nervous so got downtown early went into Starbucks to kill a few minutes and then headed to the hotel... i was about halfway up the street to the hotel when I realize i left the envelope with the card and donation in it on the seat at Starbucks...I rush back and lucky bastard that I am it was still there.... now I am gonna be late so I rush to the hotel.

 

I get to the hotel and am greeted by an amazing lady and we spend a wonderful hour getting to know each other... i think everything went great and left the room on a high.

 

As is my normal practice after meeting a lady I sent this lady a quick text to let her know how delighted I was to meet her and that I looked forward to seeing her again.

 

The lady replied saying she was happy to have met me but apologized that she had forgotten to brush her teeth after having a coffee before I arrived and that perhaps in future we both could remember to do so..... lol... yea this wonderful lady found a very polite way to let me know that I forgot the mouthwash.

 

Well that first meeting with all it's hiccups has resulted in return visits to that wonderful lady and has I think benefited every other lady I see as I now keep toothpaste and mouthwash in my vehicle for use immediately before meeting anyone.

 

Just my Opinion

 

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Was it the one on velvet of the dogs playing poker.... that one is a keeper lololol

 

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Ah ah! No, I don't think that I have to worry if I have done a mistake that night. And who knows to whom belonged that painting, really? But I would take a Picasso anytime for payment ;-)

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I remember my first encounter. Being totally ignorant to the industry and hobby, I was pretty nervous that I was psyching myself out for no reason really, thinking I was gonna be jumped when I got through the door. To my surprise, the lady was able to put me to ease by simply being cool as fuck! She was so easy to talk to and we actually had a genuine connection with a bunch of things we had in common.

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I would say the most interesting meet lately for me was one that was less known. She had next to no reviews but was 10X more woman than an over reviewed lady.

Odd how it works some times.

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I am certain that EVERY first meeting with someone was memorable for reasons of anticipation, nerves and uncertainty.

 

However, my FIRST meeting with anyone, ever, was memorable for all the wrong reasons.

 

Now let's recall that this was a meeting with a woman from a world that six months previous to that I did not really know existed. What I thought I did know was based on all of the stereotypes, all of the things that I have learned over time are so very wrong.

 

So off I go to an upscale hotel and knock on the door to her hotel room which turned out to be a suite. I find myself face to face with this beautiful woman. She is dressed to the nines and immediately after closing the door she gives me the most amazing hug and kiss.

 

At that point I froze - and she knew it. What followed next were her first words, "You REALLY are shy, aren't you." This was followed immediately by, "Is this your first time?"

 

Oh boy.

 

So, we sat on the bed and much to my amazement, we talked. You see, I did not know that talking was part of the deal! Then boom, I find out that she's got one course left to finish her second degree! Then kaboom, she laughed and joked! What world had I fallen into? Certainly not the one that I had expected.

 

And the conversation turned to flirting which led to......

 

I still don't know if I said more than one or two coherent sentences in the whole time that we were together. She must have thought I was such a ditz.

 

When she closed the door as I left I hope she said to herself, "Welcome to MY world." And what a world it truly is.

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My first encounter was with an agency. They told me ahead of time he enjoys ripping the crotch out of the panti hose. So I went out to get a replacement pair. Back then I didn't buy cheap ones, but had the tummy control ones.

 

I was so nervous. As he tried to rip the crotch out, it wouldn't budge. No matter how hard he tried, they wouldn't rip. I ended up getting some scissors for him to help. It did help that he laughed to break the ice a bit.

 

I saw him many times after that but I always made sure I had the cheap ones that rip easy.

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