Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 My all time favorite bumper sticker that I once had on my old shitbox car read a little something like this: "Stress... the confusion created when your mind overrides your body's basic desire to choke the living crap out of some asshole who desperately deserves it." People always thought it was funny. LOL.:razz: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 "Jesus, save me from your followers" "I'm sorry for driving so close in front of you" And, not a real bumper sticker, but a Geroge Carlin skit "We are the proud parents of a child whose self esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car" Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuxeMulvari 65764 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 There's a deli back home that has been in business since the 20's and inside they have a wall devoted to bumper stickers ...there are literally hundreds if not thousands.... anyways these two really stuck out in my mind when i saw this post.... "my wife wanted a new experience.....so I sent her to the kitchen." and my all time fav....... "Of all the things I've lost.....I miss my mind the most" LMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 Don't you hate all the idiot driver behind you..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 "If you can read this, you're too close" "Shit Happens" Not a bumper sticker, but good for a laugh when you see what looks likes a cat's tail or a fake bloody arm hanging out of the trunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 LOL!! Side note: best t-shirt ever read "sith happens" Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jg24 3708 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 Not perfect just very good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 "If you come any closer I'll fart" "Proud parent of a __________ University student" "My wife said she was going to leave me if I went fishing, damn I'm going to miss her" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FineWineDiva 7343 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 "My wife said she was going to leave me if I went fishing, damn I'm going to miss her" This is a Song And the woman in the video is his wife !! T'storm I think you'll love this one!! But this one was Great "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!" "If you come any closer I'll fart" "Proud parent of a __________ University student" "My wife said she was going to leave me if I went fishing' date=' damn I'm going to miss her"[/quote'] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 "My wife said she was going to leave me if I went fishing, damn I'm going to miss her" This is a Song And the woman in the video is his wife !! T'storm I think you'll love this one!! But this one was Great "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!" Great video FWD, never heard it before but it got a good ring to it. This is not a bumper sticker per say but is seen behind T-shirt on motorcycle riders. "If you can read this then the bitch fell off the bike" I own a T-shirt like that but my wife won't let me wear it. I wonder why? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Andee 220524 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 "I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?" "My wife says I don't listen...or something like that" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby? I gave myself to Jesus...but now he never calls. (I actually have this one as a fridge magnet, its got a sexy pinup sitting in Jesus' lap) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 appropriate... ahem... and.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
higlow14 200 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 Temper is a valuable posession, don't lose it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MightyMouse 839 Report post Posted July 8, 2010 (edited) Additional Comments: Edited July 9, 2010 by MightyMouse none Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted July 9, 2010 If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out. Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted July 9, 2010 Bad cop! No donut! Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do. Unless you're a hemmoroid, STAY OFF MY ASS!! When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TGirl-Kay 7484 Report post Posted July 9, 2010 If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister C 1725 Report post Posted July 9, 2010 I remember seeing this one years ago. I may be slow but I'm ahead of you. I loved it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Lexy Grace 103697 Report post Posted July 13, 2010 I love that one!!:butt: When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted July 22, 2010 Gas, grass or ass...no one rides for free!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bestnightever1001 100 Report post Posted July 22, 2010 I was driving behind this beat up old SUV that looked like it had been taken off road and never cleaned a fair number of times and the bumper sticker read "I like my women as dirty as this car" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites